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SpoOkie
05-06-2009, 10:05 AM
I seriously can't believe this is for real.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19458

Wenzdayz
05-06-2009, 10:19 AM
What the Fsuck???? this is so effed up!! i cant believe the ppl on there are actually telling that guy to beat his wife for relieving some stress in the shower..... this is freakin insane!

How did you by any chance stumble on this?

_Caboose_
05-06-2009, 10:23 AM
Lol i think thats awesome :D he shudve hoped in with her :D but the beating... there is some sick ppl in this world

Wenzdayz
05-06-2009, 10:26 AM
Ja but now the flipping bastid is beating her......i hope she has some sense and takes the kids and leave him!!!

_Caboose_
05-06-2009, 10:28 AM
Edited my post :) agreed wednesday i really get the mal in when i see men abusing women

Wenzdayz
05-06-2009, 10:42 AM
Flip i feel like joining that site and telling them where to get off but i'd just get banned!

Venomrush
05-06-2009, 10:43 AM
There are some seriously twisted people out there. Who cares if she's pleasuring herself?

Weasley
05-06-2009, 10:59 AM
That makes me ashamed of being a christian.

Oculate
05-06-2009, 11:02 AM
Wow that site is depressing... how can people behave that way...

Wenzdayz
05-06-2009, 11:02 AM
The people on that site probably belong to one of those cults.....

Mephisto_Helix
05-06-2009, 11:11 AM
Religious fanaticism FTL :mad:

Oculate
05-06-2009, 11:12 AM
Whos up for good old goatse spamming?

Dan
05-06-2009, 11:12 AM
C'mon guys, that whole site reeks of satire.

EDIT: As I suspected...


The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.
sauce (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church)

_Caboose_
05-06-2009, 11:29 AM
Lol i would love to put the ymca demotivational poster on there :D

Tinman
05-06-2009, 12:13 PM
C'mon guys, that whole site reeks of satire.

EDIT: As I suspected...


sauce (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church)


Yowza, thanks for clarifying dude

SpoOkie
05-06-2009, 12:29 PM
I thought it was a very effective troll, but to get so many people together to create a troll forum... epic.

Lydon
05-06-2009, 01:20 PM
Oh thank goodness, as I was getting pretty scared there for a moment. Also made me ashamed to be a Christian!

I love their avatar for banned people xD Classic.

Wenzdayz
05-06-2009, 01:24 PM
C'mon guys, that whole site reeks of satire.

EDIT: As I suspected...


sauce (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church)

Well if its satire, why do ppl get banned for not agreeing with those horible views?

Lydon
05-06-2009, 01:25 PM
Well if its satire, why do ppl get banned for not agreeing with those horible views?

I think everyone is there to partake in the satire ;) AKA they're all making fun by pretending to be serious.

Wenzdayz
05-06-2009, 01:29 PM
Oh ok, but i still think its should be banned or closed down cause im sure there are ppl on there who actually do follow that advice...and take everything serious

HANDsolo
05-06-2009, 03:45 PM
I also thought it was just gat maak, but there are some crazy fanaticists out there, so part of me thought it was for real. I had a good laugh while reading through that thread, though. It looks like the one guy got banned for asking if the other guy's wife was a Christian lol. I ban thee!!

phoenix
05-06-2009, 06:27 PM
A pity that I was not on earlier. I could have told you that this is a parody site-and a proper riot it is too. :D

Dixie
06-06-2009, 08:35 PM
/wipes tears from eyes

OMW!!! Thanks for the hysterical fits guys!
I have not laughed like this for ages!

RustPuppet!!! It could have gone a long way, if you have not spoiled it :mad:

Dan
08-06-2009, 09:42 AM
Yeah, but it's my job to make sure you lot don't get out of hand ;)

Pyr0
08-06-2009, 02:12 PM
I for one think they are not a satire site...

Sauce (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610)

Read the first post in the thread...

sycogrim
08-06-2009, 02:34 PM
bwahahahahahahahahahaha... this sh!t is hilarious roflmao :p im so gonna join it just to p!55 them off i mean seriously WTF is wrong with them.... those are the kind of pp who should be locked up in a padded room and have the key thrown away :rolleyes:

sycogrim
08-06-2009, 02:55 PM
and I just got banned for saying what i did :rolleyes: figures!!!! guys everyone spam this addy PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net

_Caboose_
08-06-2009, 02:56 PM
Oh my word please post link for your post :D

sycogrim
08-06-2009, 03:00 PM
they sommer deleted my fscking post but here is the message in gmail...

Dear $ycot!c,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Ban
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bye
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This infraction is worth 16000 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=336691#post336691

---Quote---
Are you okes all mal in the head or something.....:wacko::o I'm a catholic and we classify (Beating women) in my country being SA as domestic violence..... i swear some of the pp in here need to be locked up in a padded room for saying some of the things you do.....

That chick has every right to do whatever she likes.... I mean think about it lads u okes are cooked if you dont enjoy seeing that happen to ur girlfriend/wife or whatever!!!!!

I swear this site has become quite a joke lately based on some of the things said around here.... and our ledies in my country dont appreciate that stuff hey!!! oh and btw.... I would like to see some responses for this!!!!!:ph34r:
---End Quote---
All the best,
The Landover Baptist Church Forums

Dixie
08-06-2009, 03:04 PM
Bwaaaahahahah, gives a new meaning to Lost in Sanity Commander :D

sycogrim
08-06-2009, 03:07 PM
Bwaaaahahahah, gives a new meaning to Lost in Sanity Commander :D

yeh u must know.... stupid redneck yanks!!!! trying to think that they could live without the hot women of the world in their so called Armish paradise roflmao :p

Pyr0
08-06-2009, 03:19 PM
told you it was not satirical!

sycogrim
08-06-2009, 03:22 PM
told you it was not satirical!

I wanna try get as many TROLLS onto that site as possible :D bring it down!!! and see if there are any hackers who are willing to burn it to the ground like a witch roflmao :missing evil smiley:

_Caboose_
08-06-2009, 03:27 PM
Lol dude how does it feel to be banned?

sycogrim
08-06-2009, 03:29 PM
Lol dude how does it feel to be banned?

actually its kinda wierd hey :p i've never been banned from a site before but ja.... i guess those dronk gats are too afraid to face reality rofl :p

Dixie
08-06-2009, 03:49 PM
told you it was not satirical!

I'm in two minds on this.
There seems to be only a few active posters.
The rest gets banned - I only took a quick swing through there, mind you.

Purpose of the site then?
1. Ammo for non-christians.
2. A great laugh, possibility of a best seller when published.
3. For real.

It can't be for real!
They just push every single button! Even poor sycogrim is loosing the plot - next he'll be there with his pitchfork and burning torch :D

I'll do some digging tonight

sycogrim
08-06-2009, 04:04 PM
I'm in two minds on this.
There seems to be only a few active posters.
The rest gets banned - I only took a quick swing through there, mind you.

Purpose of the site then?
1. Ammo for non-christians.
2. A great laugh, possibility of a best seller when published.
3. For real.

It can't be for real!
They just push every single button! Even poor sycogrim is loosing the plot - next he'll be there with his pitchfork and burning torch :D

I'll do some digging tonight

I'll burn their site to the ground lol... :p

Wenzdayz
08-06-2009, 04:15 PM
And i'll help you syco! now that my exams are over i'll be free to surf the interwebz again :)

Oculate
08-06-2009, 04:17 PM
And i'll help you syco! now that my exams are over i'll be free to surf the interwebz again :)

Nice Wenzdayz :D

sycogrim
08-06-2009, 04:27 PM
And i'll help you syco! now that my exams are over i'll be free to surf the interwebz again :)


Nice Wenzdayz :D

Hey hey my fellow anti anti sexist group and all that.... :D so addamz u troll and u can be the legal side for us :D Oc u get all ur haxor friends and get them to rip that place down...

Wenzdayz
08-06-2009, 04:28 PM
lol, im no expert on USA law..... and not yet quite on SA law either.... but i'll get the boss to help where i can just to cover our arzes :D

sycogrim
08-06-2009, 04:30 PM
lol, im no expert on USA law..... and not yet quite on SA law either.... but i'll get the boss to help where i can just to cover our arzes :D

well lets start by tearing it down and burning it..... armish witch killer kicking in here........... oh wait sorry where was i oh yeh...... holy crap what did i just write rofl :D :p

Wenzdayz
08-06-2009, 04:32 PM
hahahahahaha

HANDsolo
08-06-2009, 05:18 PM
I find it strange that a middle aged pastor would title the thread, under rules and announcements, "Noobs" please read this before posting.

Dan
08-06-2009, 05:31 PM
It can't be for real!
They just push every single button! Even poor sycogrim is loosing the plot - next he'll be there with his pitchfork and burning torch :D

I'll do some digging tonight

I'll save you the trouble. From their very own Terms of Service (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html) (look for the 'spoiler' near the bottom):


The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.

Dixie
08-06-2009, 06:06 PM
I'll save you the trouble. From their very own Terms of Service (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html) (look for the 'spoiler' near the bottom):

Hahahah, just found it as well!

The TOS is a brilliant read - had me in stitches :D

If you copy and paste it into a Word doc and insert a line break at every fullstop, it makes easier reading.

A work of art indeed :)

How classic is that! :D


You agree and undertake never to reveal a word of this secret TOS under penalty of immediate damnation. If damnation is not part of your belief system, you agree to convert to a belief system involving damnation.

Ok, I'm going to stop reading this and save it for a rainy day - it's starting to hurt when I laugh and my checkup is tomorrow!


Welcome to our newest member, assfocker69

http://www.mygaming.co.za/forum/picture.php?albumid=27&pictureid=145

:D

OK, so I can't stop reading, but it is killing me slowly.

You are probably asking yourself, “Why will Jesus be removing our reproductive organs and teats before we get to Heaven?”

Well, my dear lady, the answer is quite simple. In Heaven, there’ll simply be no need for genitals.

My guess is that the Lord is pretty disgusted after having to watch His creatures hump away on each other for the last 4,000 years. I know I’d be!

Think of it this way, Jesus and His Daddy have been sitting up there in Heaven watching the longest pornographic film ever made, and frankly, they are no longer amused.


I'm in two minds on this.
There seems to be only a few active posters.
The rest gets banned - I only took a quick swing through there, mind you.

Purpose of the site then?
1. Ammo for non-christians.
2. A great laugh, possibility of a best seller when published.
3. For real.


The site's author did publish a book!

http://www.hachettebookgroup.com/books_9780446697583.htm

Wenzdayz
09-06-2009, 12:18 PM
But... But... i got mahself a pitchfork and everything...... :(

/walks away draging pitchfork and everything

Lydon
09-06-2009, 01:24 PM
Officially one of the most confusing websites ever. At least we now know that it really is fake and can breathe a sigh of relief :p

Dixie
09-06-2009, 01:41 PM
Officially one of the most confusing websites ever. At least we now know that it really is fake and can breathe a sigh of relief :p

Far from being a fake :)

It is a huge parody with many members.

The site is live. Look at the main page, not the forums and see the stories they run there!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Lydon
09-06-2009, 01:57 PM
That's what I meant by fake ;) AKA parody.

Dixie
09-06-2009, 01:59 PM
That's what I meant by fake ;) AKA parody.

Oops, my bad :o

There are many groups out there that would love to see that site shut down :D

Impish
11-06-2009, 11:50 PM
guy's probably jealous, those kinds of people use religion or a cult to get away with things. i'm so glad i'm athiest.

Dixie
12-06-2009, 08:16 AM
guy's probably jealous, those kinds of people use religion or a cult to get away with things. i'm so glad i'm athiest.

Oooohhh! Guess who's gonna fry in the fiery pits of hell for eternity :mad:

Voicy
12-06-2009, 08:22 AM
But... But... i got mahself a pitchfork and everything...... :(

/walks away draging pitchfork and everything

Miss Adams, you make me laugh sometimes :p


Oooohhh! Guess who's gonna fry in the fiery pits of hell for eternity :mad:

Dixie, we should throw him down the well, so our country can be free!

Dixie
12-06-2009, 08:29 AM
Dixie, we should throw him down the well, so our country can be free!

/calls on miz Wenz to resurrect dragging pitchfork...and everything :cool:

Dan
12-06-2009, 09:07 AM
i'm so glad i'm athiest.

+1 for atheism.

Dixie
12-06-2009, 09:29 AM
+1 for atheism.

Ugh! Have a panty!

http://images.cafepress.com/jitcrunch.aspx?bG9hZD1ibGFuayxibGFuazo4MF9GLmpwZ3x sb2FkPUwxLGh0dHA6Ly9pbWFnZXM3LmNhZmVwcmVzcy5jb20va W1hZ2UvNTc2Mzc1N180MDB4NDAwLmpwZ3x8c2NhbGU9TDEsMTE wLDg4LFdoaXRlfGNvbXBvc2U9YmxhbmssTDEsQWRkLDE4OCwxM TF8Y3A9cmVzdWx0LGJsYW5rfHNjYWxlPXJlc3VsdCwwLDQ4MCx XaGl0ZXxjb21wcmVzc2lvbj05NXw=

Wenzdayz
12-06-2009, 09:40 AM
Yeah!!!!
/gets Pitchfork and everything out of garbage
/ cleans pitchfork and everything

:D

Wenzdayz
12-06-2009, 10:12 AM
Atheists - everyone has to believe in something even if is in nothing :D

i vote for Agnostic though....

Now when are we starting the crusade so i can use my pitchfork? :D

Dixie
12-06-2009, 10:28 AM
Atheism:
The belief that there was nothing.
And nothing happened to nothing.
And then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything.
And then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself, for no reason what so ever, into self-replicating bits which turned into dinosaurs.
Makes perfect sense :D

Dan
12-06-2009, 11:38 AM
Atheism... Makes perfect sense :D

As opposed to the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree?

Makes perfect sense ;)

Voicy
12-06-2009, 11:46 AM
Atheism:
The belief that there was nothing.
And nothing happened to nothing.
And then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything.
And then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself, for no reason what so ever, into self-replicating bits which turned into dinosaurs.
Makes perfect sense :D


As opposed to the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree?

Makes perfect sense ;)

http://express.howstuffworks.com/gif/webquest-soccer-red-card.jpg

Miss Dixie & Rustbucket, you've both been red-carded from this thread before it spirals out of control.

There are plenty discussions on myBB to engage in. This will only get ugly.

If you don't comply you will suffer the following fates...

1) Get kicked in the panty...
&
2) Get handed over to over-eager Wenzdayz with her pitchfork and everything.

Oculate
12-06-2009, 11:54 AM
LOL

Voicy vs Rusty...

Mortal Kombat voice FIGHT

Dixie
12-06-2009, 11:55 AM
but...but...but I wanted to explain why Zanaism is the only enlightened way forward :o
/sulks

Dan
12-06-2009, 11:56 AM
All in the interests of mature discussion, Mr V. However, you're probably right about things going pear-shaped from here on out.

I'm locking this topic as it seems the original issue has been resolved. And before anyone cries 'spoilsport', I'm happy to continue any sensible debates via PM :)

*locked*