The Thread Killer MKII

[Murph]

If I win a prize , like the rest of the day off, please say it is me! :D

I just spoke to your boss, he said you can go home.
You're welcome!

[Wyvern]

Meh seriously

how fooken difficult is it to follow installation and program activation prompts???? The work idiot comes to me telling me Autocad 2006 wont register.

First of all I didnt add an internet connection to the pc since he would abuse the work internet to get all his proggies.

Second of all Autocad NEEDS an internet connection (It states it quite clearly BEFORE you fill in the info) so I told him to take it home set up his internet and then FOLLOW THE FOOKEN STEPS

[Dohc-WP]

More like Slowbucks ammirite?

best coffee imo comes from the wildbean @ the bp garage i throw my fuel in

[Nimatek]

Sweet thx Murph!

lol Wyv, I still can't believe he actually manage to twist the boss's arm to allow him to sit at home and work. He hardly does any at the office :P

[Nimatek]

Best Coffee after Seattle Coffee Co and Starbucks in USA is Gloria Jean, but none of these shops seem to last very long :(

They should really learn to find a spot with high volume traffic, both feet and vehicular instead of inside a bloody shopping mall.

*sorry was meant to be an edit to the previous post*

[OmegaFenix]

More like Slowbucks ammirite?

I'm sure, I've been reading news 24, damn that country is fucked....

[Wyvern]

Heh, nope he is going to work here full time and then do after hours work - take on the small addition to houses and so forth the boss doesnt want to deal with.

[Murph]

I'm sure, I've been reading news 24, damn that country is fucked....

I make a point not to read news24

[OmegaFenix]

I make a point not to read news24

I might follow your example...


And for everyone....

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/381539_10150443033028410_500533409_10439242_103802 1822_n.jpg

[Murph]

I might follow your example...


And for everyone....

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/381539_10150443033028410_500533409_10439242_103802 1822_n.jpg

Whoa! Nice earphones!

[matt]

/peeks into TK
/goes off to make coffee

[sycogrim]

starbucks is here in sA !

WHERE?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?! :eek:

[matt]

/slurp

:D

[OmegaFenix]

Whoa! Nice earphones!

Whahaha! Those are stock iphone eadphones. I have my eye on a nice Sony pair on Play.com

[Dohc-WP]

WHERE?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?! :eek:

Starbucks Cape Town

58 Commercial St.
Cape Town, Western Cape 8000

[Wenzdayz]

WHERE?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?! :eek:they are also in most Protea Hotels....go down to Fire & Ice in melrose and buy some coffee

[Nimatek]

Can someone spare a stapler or two please ? I have this sudden urge to knock over his cup of coffee....

[Dohc-WP]

they are also in most Protea Hotels....go down to Fire & Ice in melrose and buy some coffee

totally forgot bout that , i think i also saw one at the southern sun hotel in cpt

[Wyvern]

/hands Nima a Stapler

Hmm there is a new Protea hotel that opened up near me, I should phone them and check if they have starbucks

[Fabio]

the study leave makes me wanna work for a jewish company too...
/slaps Fabio
No the yoghurt is MINE... i wans toffering it to anyone.. i was just mentioning that i had yoghurt

*sad panda... Me wants ze yoghurt! Urgh...


What a noob :rolleyes:

Syco! Throw something at him!.

Turd, make it turd come one please let it be turd... "whistling:


Starbucks Cape Town

58 Commercial St.
Cape Town, Western Cape 8000

Damn, why the hell am I in JHB... Fark

[Fabio]

@ Syco

Come up stairs I'll make you some of Cliff's nice coffee... ;)

[sycogrim]

Starbucks Cape Town

58 Commercial St.
Cape Town, Western Cape 8000

Thanks but Wenz beat you to the jhb address :p


they are also in most Protea Hotels....go down to Fire & Ice in melrose and buy some coffee

Thanks Wenz!!! :D


*sad panda... Me wants ze yoghurt! Urgh...

.

Turd, make it turd come one please let it be turd... "whistling:



Damn, why the hell am I in JHB... Fark

Dude check my comment above.

[sycogrim]

@ Syco

Come up stairs I'll make you some of Cliff's nice coffee... ;)

I don't want that Bipolar's coffee... :rolleyes:

[Fabio]

I don't want that Bipolar's coffee... :rolleyes:
Ahhh I see! I have to agree there with you...

So how's about you need to go "fetch new equipment" and come back with two cups of Starbucks coffee? "whistling:

Promise I won't tell... LOL

[sycogrim]

Ahhh I see! I have to agree there with you...

So how's about you need to go "fetch new equipment" and come back with two cups of Starbucks coffee? "whistling:

Promise I won't tell... LOL

Hows about a nice cup of STFU and we can move along our merry little ways :rolleyes: :p

[Murph]

Hows about a nice cup of STFU and we can move along our merry little ways :rolleyes: :p

I'll have a cup of that!

[simon]

move the mouse over the call of duty banner, and what do you get, Dungeon Siege... Anti Call of Duty for the Win!!! :D

[Wenzdayz]

Hows about a nice cup of STFU and we can move along our merry little ways :rolleyes: :pSo when are you going to Starbucks? i have been waiting for my coffee for w while now

[Fabio]

Hows about a nice cup of STFU and we can move along our merry little ways :rolleyes: :p

Quite generous there hey!

But I'll take it!

It sucks to be back at work, I'm going to strangle this farking manager!

[czc]

move the mouse over the call of duty banner, and what do you get, Dungeon Siege... Anti Call of Duty for the Win!!! :D

It said dungeon siege even when they were advertising F1

[simon]

It said dungeon siege even when they were advertising F1

yep, I like it that way, adds character to this place lol

[sycogrim]

Quite generous there hey!

But I'll take it!

It sucks to be back at work, I'm going to strangle this farking manager!

hahahahahahahhhahahahaha... I know exactly who you're talking about :p

[Wyvern]

Bah whom ever decided to press pause on this day should be tarred and feathered and then dragged along a potholed filled road.

[Fabio]

hahahahahahahhhahahahaha... I know exactly who you're talking about :p

Hahaha, yah who else....

So when is the new system going to be up and running?


Bah whom ever decided to press pause on this day should be tarred and feathered and then dragged along a potholed filled road.

Bwahahaha! Sho Wyvern what happened to you when I was gone, you weren't always this aggressive! LOL

BUt good for you... LOL

[Pr⊕phet]

kom fokkers ek het gerespond op baie threads

/wag vir responses

[Pr⊕phet]

Bah whom ever decided to press pause on this day should be tarred and feathered and then dragged along a potholed filled road.You should checkout workaholics, you might enjoy it.

[Wyvern]

Fabio - its this time of year - I get gatvol :P I just start counting days untill holidays start now. Its also because I am surrounded by an idiot at work, a female who doesnt know how not to be cheerful and moerige boss :P

about 30 work days till holidays :D

[MissM]

Haai guys :)

[Grimspoon]

Hello good people of the TK.

[Tsar]

Hey grim. Are you going to play bf3 tonight?

[Wyvern]

Hai hai MissM And Papa Grim

[PunkOnWheels]

This is my official contribution to this thread :D

[Magnarmalok]

Summer flu :( FTL
Well, then again it's not completely summer yet :?

[Fabio]

This is my official contribution to this thread :D

Ok congratulations, now run along neh! "whistling:

[MissM]

Hai hai MissM And Papa Grim

Hows it going Wyv? :)

[Grimspoon]

Hey grim. Are you going to play bf3 tonight?

Of course I am!! :)


/greets everyone

[Wyvern]

Im good and you MissM?

[Tsar]

Of course I am!! :)


/greets everyone

Good good. :D

[sycogrim]

I'm baaaaaaack!!

Nice Earthworm Jim pic there Tsar ;)

[Wenzdayz]

MMMMMM, McD's was goood!

[Fabio]

MMMMMM, McD's was goood!

Just had a mcfeast deluxe... I can die now! LOL

[Tsar]

I'm baaaaaaack!!

Nice Earthworm Jim pic there Tsar ;)

I have another one on my battlelog account. Earthworm jim has to be one of the best characters in a game. Still remember eearthworm jim 2 was the first sequel I ever waited in baited breath for :D

[sycogrim]

So then die dude :p

[Fabio]

So then die dude :p

Pfffft I can't... You'll miss me way too much! :p

[sycogrim]

Pfffft I can't... You'll miss me way too much! :p

Certainly not that dutchy accent of yours :p

[OmegaFenix]

Sup Vaders?

[Fabio]

Certainly not that dutchy accent of yours :p

Please, that's what defines me! :D

[Wenzdayz]

Certainly not that dutchy accent of yours :pWhhaaaat? Fabio is Afrikaans?? OMG

[Fabio]

Whhaaaat? Fabio is Afrikaans?? OMG

Jip totaal en al, heeltemal, trots gebore, absoluut lukraak afrikaans geletterd! :D

En ek neem aan jy is ook?! ROFL

[Wenzdayz]

Jip totaal en al, heeltemal, trots gebore, absoluut lukraak afrikaans geletterd! :D

En ek neem aan jy is ook?! ROFLNatuurlik!

[Wyvern]

Bwahahahaha well I know a few of us are Afrikaans :P

En ek en Fabio praat dan gereeld afrikaans :D

[Fabio]

Bwahahahaha well I know a few of us are Afrikaans :P

En ek en Fabio praat dan gereeld afrikaans :D

Hehehe, nee man jy kan nie ons geheime so uitblaker nie... LMGA

[Wyvern]

Watse geheime presies?? :P

[Fabio]

Watse geheime presies?? :P

Hahaha! Kan dit mos nie so openbaar nie... ;)

[sycogrim]

baai kids im going home ;)

[Wyvern]

Fine Fabio ekke sal dan stil bly hier in my hoekie :)

[Fabio]

Fine Fabio ekke sal dan stil bly hier in my hoekie :)

Ja dis reg sit daar in jou hoekie en bly stil... LOL

:( jyt my nog nie eers gewys hoe lyk jou tank vir die kompetisie nie!

[Murph]

Sup peeps........

And Fabio

[Wyvern]

Is ek het jou al 'n pm gestuur met foto link!

WB Murphs :D

[Murph]

Is ek het jou al 'n pm gestuur met foto link!

WB Murphs :D

Your day been as long and kak as mine?

[Fabio]

Sup peeps........

And Fabio

Oh I see so I'm not part of the peeps!

Well then screw you murph! :D

[PunkOnWheels]

Got my first free Kauai smoothie today from collecting those little stickers, took so long. But enjoyed a strawberry stinger :D

[Murph]

Oh I see so I'm not part of the peeps!

Well then screw you murph! :D

Haha :D

/throws spanner at Fabio

[Wyvern]

Yep Murph

/hands murph his first beer for the afternoon

And its pointless to try and head but some sense into various ppl today

[Fabio]

Haha :D

/throws spanner at Fabio

LoooooL!

If you can dodge a wrench you can...

[Sick Boy]

Murph I see you throwing things around again

[Wyvern]

Fabio - Tank at the start of the comp
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-9AAvcO1r7Mw/TpKbJ6ix49I/AAAAAAAAAok/SpNzzJb6g_g/s640/IMG_8125.JPG

Tank now (kak foto met my cell geneem)

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-IvaQQX4ClwM/TrFSK7zr5ZI/AAAAAAAAArY/QV-37x_34Eg/s640/IMAG0006.jpg

En dan my 40L nano (die een met die girls in) wat ek oor die naweek oor gedoen het.
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-oWfMDjw_0Sc/TrFSHyn0wmI/AAAAAAAAArQ/degQ1TlnUvE/s640/IMAG0009.jpg

[Fabio]

@ Wyv wow lyk stunning!
Kan nou nie meer wag nie... AI!

[Murph]

Yep Murph

/hands murph his first beer for the afternoon

And its pointless to try and head but some sense into various ppl today

Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp *

[Wyvern]

Ag dankie Fabio

Oi Murph, no slurping - we talked about that. . .

[Dohc-WP]

im out !

murph stop contaminating the tk you knobjockey :p

[Fabio]

Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp *

Seeing that Wyvern handed you a beer, hand me a mega cappuccino ppppplllleeeeeeaasssseeee!!!

[Murph]

Ag dankie Fabio

Oi Murph, no slurping - we talked about that. . .

*Burp* What? :p


im out !

murph stop contaminating the tk you knobjockey :p

Out you heathen! Out!! :D

[Fabio]

Orite guys I'm out!

Have a good one!

[Murph]

Orite guys I'm out!

Have a good one!

Cheers you nutsack! :P

[Wyvern]

Cheers ppl who leave to early!

[sycogrim]

Morning peeps how we all doing??

I just realized that I have no interwebz at home, because my router got fried from last saturday's storm :cry:. Got find another one with a farking lightning protector!!

[Grimspoon]

Morning Syco nooblet. I am in drubs for the day. Fark it is hot here!


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[czc]

Howzit Syco and Grim

@Syco that sucks, remember my 56K modem got fried just plugged the phone line into the next port and it worked :p

[Grimspoon]

Hey czc. I am on my 2nd netgear this year :(


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[czc]

Hey czc. I am on my 2nd netgear this year :(


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Lol, don't worry, my boss is on his 5th. He lost all his electronic equipment twice this year. :eek:

[Tsar]

Hey people.

Had great fun with tooks last night.

[sycogrim]

Morning Syco nooblet. I am in drubs for the day. Fark it is hot here!


When you back my son??


Howzit Syco and Grim

@Syco that sucks, remember my 56K modem got fried just plugged the phone line into the next port and it worked :p

loooooooooooooooooool, unfortunately my router won't even switch on :rolleyes:


Hey people.

Had great fun with tooks last night.

Did you kids play with each other nicely?? <---- See what I did thar :p

[Tsar]

Hey hey :mad: :p

[czc]

Hey hey :mad: :p

You know this is TK :p

[Grimspoon]

[QUOTE=sycogrim;570216]When you back my son??



loooooooooooooooooool, unfortunately my router won't even switch on :rolleyes:



Did you kids play with each other nicely??

[Tsar]

You know this is TK :p

All too well. With syco running around freely. what is this forum coming to :p

[Wyvern]

Morning Chicklets

I have to say that is the one great thing of Cpt - no anything destroyed by lightning

But then again I miss those proper highveld storms.

[Fabio]

Morning nutsacks!

[Dohc-WP]

goodmorning !!!!!!

[sycogrim]

Hey hey :mad: :p

wahahahahahahahahhahaha I'm kidding man :p

[sycogrim]

You know this is TK :p

Sorry mah bad :p


All too well. With syco running around freely. what is this forum coming to :p

hahahahahaha... Yeh well I'm the next Julius of the forum roflmao


Morning nutsacks!

Whore!!


goodmorning !!!!!!

Sup Dohc

/quietly greets Wyv

[Wyvern]

Morning Syco :)

[Nimatek]

Moanings all, I see another day of no coffee and lots of driving ahead :S Tomorrow at least I get to sit in without having to go to far away places like Wellington...

Must remember to stop @ KFC for cuppucino on the way in though.

Also, yet another day with Telkom and WA not getting my line upgraded :S I sense I need to threaten someone new at the call center this afternoon.

[Fabio]

Nimatek killed it... Away with thee!

[Nimatek]

It looks like I should rather throw staplers, at least then TK doesn't die...

Hello, my name is Nimatek and I am Thread Killers' thread killer :)

[Wyvern]

Oi, terrible terrible habits and to start so soon


I think I will be stockpiling staplers to throw at useless reps.

[Murph]

It looks like I should rather throw staplers, at least then TK doesn't die...

Hello, my name is Nimatek and I am Thread Killers' thread killer :)

I don't think so.

[Fabio]

I don't think so.

Easy now boy, don't bite! ROFL

[Wyvern]

Oh hai Murphs

/waves

[Murph]

Easy now boy, don't bite! ROFL

I will defend my title with honor!


And this ten foot barge pole covered with spikes.


Oh hai Murphs

/waves

Hi Wyv !

[Wyvern]

LOL @ the barge pole

I will have to remember that one

How are you doing Murph?

[Murph]

Not too bad! Should totally be working though.

[Tsar]

Sorry mah bad :p



hahahahahaha... Yeh well I'm the next Julius of the forum roflmao



Whore!!



Sup Dohc

/quietly greets Wyv

lol. Grim is zuma of the forum :p

runs :p

[OmegaFenix]

What are you faders up to this morning?

I am trying to get back in my zen mode after subduing the urge the assault my work station.

[HoboMincer]

Getting money out of RAF is a very labourious task. I know someone who did though... Will get his lawyers numbers for you and give you next week if you remind me :)

[HoboMincer]

Wow... Lol. sorry for the reply... It was to a story from long long ago that someone had up here.

[czc]

Your first threadkill?

[Wyvern]

Hai hai Omega - I know the feeling altho its not the workstation that I want to attack :P

Hobomincer - I think your responding to me, it looks like it has been sorted tho, next court date is next week so hopefully it will be resolved then.

[Pr⊕phet]

What are you faders up to this morning? Wanted to play some more quake, eat waffels with icecream and round it of with gears of war 3 + pizza.

But alas at work :(

[Dohc-WP]

time is going so sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

[Wyvern]

Agreed Dohc. Doesnt help that the TK is dead :(

[Pr⊕phet]

time is going so sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !Time is an illusion.

[Fabio]

It's sad to see TK like this...

What happened to the good ol days! :(

[Pr⊕phet]

It's sad to see TK like this...

What happened to the good ol days! :(We grew up and got jobs? moved out of momm's basement ?

[sycogrim]

It's sad to see TK like this...

What happened to the good ol days! :(

Dude as the end of the year approaches, it always becomes like this. We become really busy and push to get a lot done before going on December holidays etc... :)

[OmegaFenix]

I've decided its time to change profile pictures...

<---

[sycogrim]

I've decided its time to change profile pictures...

<---

So then what you waiting for princess :p

[OmegaFenix]

So then what you waiting for princess :p

Its changed. Not changing my avatar.

[Tsar]

never mind :p...........

[sycogrim]

Its changed. Not changing my avatar.

Oh so then change that too while you're up and about!! :p


never mind :p...........

Tsar go do some work dammit :D

[shadowfox]

It's sad to see TK like this...

What happened to the good ol days! :(

I stopped posting :p

And in other news ...


AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Wyvern]

Bah Syco I wish we got busier. The only really crazy time we have is the last week of work before we shut down. Because that is when the idiots realise we actually do shut down for 3 weeks. But for now I am twiddling my thumbs and reading way to many books

[OmegaFenix]

Omega stopped posting :p

And in other news ...


AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH!!!!

I know, I know i've let the team down.

[Fabio]

Then start posting shadow! Damnit man... :p

[czc]

I stopped posting :p

And in other news ...


AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH!!!!

Holy shit dude, you're alive!

[shadowfox]

Holy shit dude, you're alive!

My doctor may disagree. I am currently classified by popular terminology as "A Zombie"

[TheAvenged87]

Hello! Dag-se mense! Finished with exams this semester. Macroeconomics almost kicked me in the sack this morning. Jeez that was difficult.

[czc]

My doctor may disagree. I am currently classified by popular terminology as "A Zombie"

Make way for patient 0

[Wyvern]

Glad to hear your done now Theavenged

Welcome back Shadow!


Dashing and daring,
Courageous and caring,
Faithful and friendly,
With stories to share.
All through the forest,
They sing out in chorus,
Marching along,
As their song fills the air.

Gummi Bears!!
Bouncing here and there and everywhere.
High adventure that's beyond compare.
They are the Gummi Bears.

[czc]

Glad to hear your done now Theavenged

Welcome back Shadow!


Dashing and daring,
Courageous and caring,
Faithful and friendly,
With stories to share.
All through the forest,
They sing out in chorus,
Marching along,
As their song fills the air.

Gummi Bears!!
Bouncing here and there and everywhere.
High adventure that's beyond compare.
They are the Gummi Bears.

That brings back memories. :)

[Murph]

Holy crap busy day is busy - another two months of this shit.

[TheAvenged87]

Glad to hear your done now Theavenged

Welcome back Shadow!



Thanks! Thought that I would be more amped about being finished for the year...but I am really tired and my brain hurts.

[Fabio]

Thanks! Thought that I would be more amped about being finished for the year...but I am really tired and my brain hurts.

I know what you mean bro, and I've still got 3 left!

No idea how I'm going to survive!

But anyway congrats with being finished! I envy you... LOL

[sycogrim]

1hr left and then its home time thank god :rolleyes:

[Murph]

Thanks! Thought that I would be more amped about being finished for the year...but I am really tired and my brain hurts.

You know what helps? A giant piss-up!

[Fabio]

1hr left and then its home time thank god :rolleyes:

Lucky you, if this farking "thing" wasn't here, I would also leave at 4!

[Wyvern]

Czc - its stuck in my head so Im sharing it so it will go get stuck elsewhere.

Meh still to long till home time.

[TheAvenged87]

You know what helps? A giant piss-up!

Hell yes! I have a draught tap calling out to me.


I know what you mean bro, and I've still got 3 left!

No idea how I'm going to survive!

But anyway congrats with being finished! I envy you... LOL

Thanks! Jir ja 3 more is hectic. But your kung fu is strong. Klap it.

[simon]

Ooh we just had a really pathetic customer who is white complaining that I am racist. I am the whitest person ever.

Here is the story of how it happened
Customer A (customer who made the complaint) wanted to use the internet, paid for 1 hour and asked if number 7's mouse was ok. I told him that the mouse was ok, however since his last usage the mouse had not been changed so he should use number 5. Customer A, opens Mozilla Firefox once and opens Google Chrome 11 times. Computer stops responding due to trying to load the browser so I closed it all and moved him to number 1.

Meanwhile at PC 2 there was a customer (Customer B) (black customer) who was using the internet while chatting to his friend who was sitting at number 3.

Customer A, when moved made no complaint about sitting at number 1.

Eventually (about 5 minutes before going) PC 2's friend leaves. Customer A turns to Customer B and tells him, "Do you ever stop talking?" Customer B replies, "What do you mean?" Customer A says, "Well the whole time, you two were talking loudly while I was here." Customer A starts getting angry with customer B and Toni walks up to them and asks them both to calm down as there were other customers in the shop.
Customer B finishes his time and walks out. Toni apologized to Customer B about the rudeness of Customer A, and then Customer A comes outside and gets upset with Toni because Toni made no attempt to apologize to him. Customer B apologized to Customer A and drove off.
Customer A, after shouting inside the shop and outside then got upset with us because we made no attempt to as Customer B and his friend to stop talking and that an Internet Cafe is like a library where there should be no noise. As you are aware Breakers is and never has been like that due to music playing and people chatting to their friends on skype so there is always a certain level of noise going on.
Customer A then goes back to his computer and uses up the remainder of his paid for time. Once finished he comes to the front and asks if I would be making an apology to him. I told him unfortunately not and was about to explain the reasons.

Then he starts, "Do you know why you apologized to him and not me, it is because I am white and he is black. You know white people are being treated like this and I spit on you 2, you are kids and I am a 55 year old Afrikaaner and I should be manager here. I do not have a job and I should work here instead. I am manager here and not you.
Toni then told him to leave, and he carried on ranting and raving. Toni then shouted a him to leave.

He walked out and shouted he would take this to the newspapers and shouted, "You are racist, RACIST, this place is RACIST!."

[Fabio]

@ Simon: LOL eish some people...

Just can't get over the whole apartheid thing... BWahhahaha

[simon]

@ Simon: LOL eish some people...

Just can't get over the whole apartheid thing... BWahhahaha

I know it was absolutely pathetic. All the other customers just packed up laughing when he left here.

[sycogrim]

It's almost the weeeeeekeeeennnnddddd!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/j7lRR.gif

[TheAvenged87]

Ooh we just had a really pathetic customer who is white complaining that I am racist. I am the whitest person ever.

Here is the story of how it happened
Customer A (customer who made the complaint) wanted to use the internet, paid for 1 hour and asked if number 7's mouse was ok. I told him that the mouse was ok, however since his last usage the mouse had not been changed so he should use number 5. Customer A, opens Mozilla Firefox once and opens Google Chrome 11 times. Computer stops responding due to trying to load the browser so I closed it all and moved him to number 1.

Meanwhile at PC 2 there was a customer (Customer B) (black customer) who was using the internet while chatting to his friend who was sitting at number 3.

Customer A, when moved made no complaint about sitting at number 1.

Eventually (about 5 minutes before going) PC 2's friend leaves. Customer A turns to Customer B and tells him, "Do you ever stop talking?" Customer B replies, "What do you mean?" Customer A says, "Well the whole time, you two were talking loudly while I was here." Customer A starts getting angry with customer B and Toni walks up to them and asks them both to calm down as there were other customers in the shop.
Customer B finishes his time and walks out. Toni apologized to Customer B about the rudeness of Customer A, and then Customer A comes outside and gets upset with Toni because Toni made no attempt to apologize to him. Customer B apologized to Customer A and drove off.
Customer A, after shouting inside the shop and outside then got upset with us because we made no attempt to as Customer B and his friend to stop talking and that an Internet Cafe is like a library where there should be no noise. As you are aware Breakers is and never has been like that due to music playing and people chatting to their friends on skype so there is always a certain level of noise going on.
Customer A then goes back to his computer and uses up the remainder of his paid for time. Once finished he comes to the front and asks if I would be making an apology to him. I told him unfortunately not and was about to explain the reasons.

Then he starts, "Do you know why you apologized to him and not me, it is because I am white and he is black. You know white people are being treated like this and I spit on you 2, you are kids and I am a 55 year old Afrikaaner and I should be manager here. I do not have a job and I should work here instead. I am manager here and not you.
Toni then told him to leave, and he carried on ranting and raving. Toni then shouted a him to leave.

He walked out and shouted he would take this to the newspapers and shouted, "You are racist, RACIST, this place is RACIST!."

Ahhhh The race card. Helping people with no point in their arguments sound important to themselves since the dawn of time.

[Wyvern]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Work idiot is starting to piss the boss off.

He is constantly since he started working here, been moaning about how old our copier is (which is working 100%) and how we need this prog and that prog.

Today I had the guy out here to service the copier again cos they where moaning about marks on the page. So he cleans the inside of the machine, and the idiot starts going on about how we need a new one. (the boss doesnt hear this tho) The idiot then sends the techie to our boss to get him to sell us a newer copier that is secondhand - at R60k. So not gonna happen.

Boss basically chases techie away.

The idiot waits till now and goes and tries to convince the boss to get a new copier cos this one is to old.

R60k is 6months of the idiots salary just about - more like 4 or 5 tbh. So the boss told him fine I will get a new copier

You work for free then until its paid off. Especialy since we have 4 clients refusing to pay their fees = claiming they didnt know it will cost so much to draw up plans. Even though he tells them before we start working on a project what it can and will cost them.

[OmegaFenix]

It's almost the weeeeeekeeeennnnddddd!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/j7lRR.gif

You been in my Red Bull fridge again?

[Wenzdayz]

Ola Ola Ola! How has everyone's thursday been sofar?

[to0kenZA]

Ola Ola Ola! How has everyone's thursday been sofar?

Kak!

/1010101

[Wenzdayz]

Kak!

/1010101Why what happened?

i had an awesome day BTW... i won R1000 through a beeld competition which includes a springbok jersye signed by Pierre Spies! its soo damn cool! :D

[Fabio]

Ola Ola Ola! How has everyone's thursday been sofar?

How's the studying going?

[simon]

Ahhhh The race card. Helping people with no point in their arguments sound important to themselves since the dawn of time.

Yep, when he left, all other customers still in the shop just started to laugh at the guy. Poor ignorant sod

[Wyvern]

Wenzies! It was good untill about an hour ago. 39mins to go till it gets better again.

[Wenzdayz]

How's the studying going?its going... i had to come send an e-mail to beeld with my details for delivery of my proze which i should be getting next week if Pierre can sign the Jersey tomorrow.

[simon]

Wenzies! It was good untill about an hour ago. 39mins to go till it gets better again.

Yeah lucky for you, I stay here till 6 when we close up and eventually am able to leave at 7...

But... I am off till Monday afterwards :D

[shadowfox]

Glad to hear your done now Theavenged

Welcome back Shadow!


Dashing and daring,
Courageous and caring,
Faithful and friendly,
With stories to share.
All through the forest,
They sing out in chorus,
Marching along,
As their song fills the air.

Gummi Bears!!
Bouncing here and there and everywhere.
High adventure that's beyond compare.
They are the Gummi Bears.

You made me go and YouTube that now.

Next up ... a video of me singing it.

Please note: due to work related circumstances I have upgraded from being slightly unhinged to completely off my rocker.

[Fabio]

its going... i had to come send an e-mail to beeld with my details for delivery of my proze which i should be getting next week if Pierre can sign the Jersey tomorrow.

What did you win?

A jersey signed by Pierre Spies?

[Wenzdayz]

What did you win?

A jersey signed by Pierre Spies?a bok jersey signed by Pierre Spies and R1000

[Fabio]

a bok jersey signed by Pierre Spies and R1000

Wow, how on earth did you manage to be so lucky?

First the mygaming comp now this... Need to pass on some of that luck! LOL

[Wenzdayz]

Wow, how on earth did you manage to be so lucky?

First the mygaming comp now this... Need to pass on some of that luck! LOLi have no idea... this is the 3rd comp in like a month....im contemplating going to the casino tomorow night and play a bit of roulette and then maybe play the lotto on saturday as well. :D

[simon]

Wow, how on earth did you manage to be so lucky?

First the mygaming comp now this... Need to pass on some of that luck! LOL

No, Wenzdayz needs to stop entering competitions here to give other's a chance lol

[Wenzdayz]

No, Wenzdayz needs to stop entering competitions here to give other's a chance loli promise i wont enter another comp here until my skyrim prize arrives :)

[Wyvern]

Cheers chicklets!

[Magnarmalok]

I want my post count back ;(

[simon]

i promise i wont enter another comp here until my skyrim prize arrives :)

Thanks for respecting my wishes :) lol

[speedz]

Saw this on twitter now


type "do a barrel roll" into google!

[czc]

Saw this on twitter now


type "do a barrel roll" into google!

Ah hell, I didn't drink that much.

[sycogrim]

You been in my Red Bull fridge again?

Soz I didn't mean to I swear :o


Morning TKers!!! It's The WEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKEEEEEEENNNNNNDDDDDD BABY!!!!!

[shadowfox]

It's The WEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKEEEEEEENNNNNNDDDDDD BABY!!!!!

No it isn't ...

[sycogrim]

No it isn't ...

Oh shutup!!! :p, just go with me on this :D

[Grimspoon]

Morning minions :)

[sycogrim]

Morning minions :)

Yeeeeeeees Master!!! :p

[Grimspoon]

Yeeeeeeees Master!!! :p

Whats up kido?

When the fk are we getting our posts back?

[Murph]

Morning Syco und Spooner
How are you lads this morning?

[shadowfox]

Oh shutup!!! :p, just go with me on this :D

My weekend starts when I walk into the lift and flip a bird in the office's direction (after the doors have closed obviously).

[Murph]

My weekend starts when I walk into the lift and flip a bird in the office's direction (after the doors have closed obviously).

Holy shit are you still alive :wtf:

[czc]

Morning Shadow Grim Syco Murph

[Tsar]

Hey czc and everyone :)

Czc that match was a come back last night. You okes had us :p

[sycogrim]

Whats up kido?

When the fk are we getting our posts back?

I R tired :o I wanna go on holiday already...

Yeh we should all spam Jame's inbox and tjoon him hahahahahahah... or write on his wall :p


Morning Syco und Spooner
How are you lads this morning?

Wassup Murphz0r all good this end, just looking forward to the weekend


My weekend starts when I walk into the lift and flip a bird in the office's direction (after the doors have closed obviously).

hahahahahahhahahahahahaha... ok ok fair enough lol...


Morning Shadow Grim Syco Murph

Sup dude.

[Grimspoon]

Morning Syco und Spooner
How are you lads this morning?

Hey Murph, all good dude and you?


I R tired :o I wanna go on holiday already...

Yeh we should all spam Jame's inbox and tjoon him hahahahahahah... or write on his wall :p



Wassup Murphz0r all good this end, just looking forward to the weekend



hahahahahahhahahahahahaha... ok ok fair enough lol...



Sup dude.

Yeah :mad:

/fetches pitch fork

[shadowfox]

Holy shit are you still alive :wtf:

I believe I answered that little question yesterday - besides ... do you think the Exclusives comp was on autopilot.

And now .... venting time ...

I hate my job - I hate the people I'm working for ... and I'm one inch away from retiring my laptop by lodging it in some dumbass's brain-cavity. Luckily the number of dumbasses in the office gives me freedom to choose :mad:

[Murph]

I believe I answered that little question yesterday - besides ... do you think the Exclusives comp was on autopilot.

And now .... venting time ...

I hate my job - I hate the people I'm working for ... and I'm one inch away from retiring my laptop by lodging it in some dumbass's brain-cavity. Luckily the number of dumbasses in the office gives me freedom to choose :mad:

Sorry I asked :rolleyes:


Hey Murph, all good dude and you?



Yeah :mad:

/fetches pitch fork

Not too bad. Need weekend. Need it now.

[shadowfox]

Sorry I asked :rolleyes:


Ah whoops ... there was an emote supposed to be at the end of my response to you. :o

No worries - none of that was directed in your direction ... just ...

I'm seriously at the end of my leash here. Just realised I'm working in a Chinese sweatshop cleverly disguised as a marketing agency.

[Dohc-WP]

goodmorning

[shadowfox]

Morning Dohc ... and morning to all the others

Some noob multi-posted in the comp thread ... I have someone to be nasty to now. My day has slightly improved.

[Murph]

Ah whoops ... there was an emote supposed to be at the end of my response to you. :o

No worries - none of that was directed in your direction ... just ...

I'm seriously at the end of my leash here. Just realised I'm working in a Chinese sweatshop cleverly disguised as a marketing agency.

The power of emoticons :p

Anyway, you've been very scarce - that was my point. Now I know why.

Did you nuke Cyber Demon for double posting? I was wondering if you where going to do that.

[shadowfox]

The power of emoticons :p

Anyway, you've been very scarce - that was my point. Now I know why.

Did you nuke Cyber Demon for double posting? I was wondering if you where going to do that.

I kinda let the second post pass because he was responding to my note that I made in there - but then he decided to post again this morning ... so he's officially nuked.

[Murph]

I kinda let the second post pass because he was responding to my note that I made in there - but then he decided to post again this morning ... so he's officially nuked.

Lol, triple posting ?

I say let him eat banhammer.

[R4C3]

Morning All

[Wyvern]

Hahahaha Shadow

/hugs

Morning Chicklets

Meh lovely start to the weekend - I got a cold :(

[shadowfox]

Lol, triple posting ?

I say let him eat banhammer.

Nah ... I'm busting him with my awesome e-peen.

I knew I was saving it for something :p

[Fabio]

Top of the morning TK'ers!

What's happening?

[Dohc-WP]

waves @ shadowfox greets @ll L8 comers

[Mephisto_Helix]

Lo weekend seekers .......

[czc]

Lol, triple posting ?

I say let him eat banhammer.

WTF was he thinking!!!

(Yes three exclamation marks)

[Wyvern]

Shadow arent there more ppl you can ban? To give the regulars a better chance?? :P

[TheAvenged87]

Good Morning!

[czc]

I can't think of any game I would want so I haven't entered.

[czc]

Greets, Fabio, Dohc, Mephisto, Wyvern and Avenged.

[Wyvern]

Hai theAvenged,

czc I have a few on my short list.

[czc]

Hai theAvenged,

czc I have a few on my short list.

Make list now. I want ideas, as long as they are steamworks games.

[Mephisto_Helix]

I have murder in mind .... wonder how full the bf3 servers are

[czc]

I have murder in mind .... wonder how full the bf3 servers are

There are a few servers, that are not quite full.

[Wyvern]

The steam games I will see once I have visited Kiruna tomorrow. But even on there there is a fair few I want. Altho Im stuck in magicka at the moment. Loving the randomness and comedy of the game.

[Kiruna]

oooh yar wyvs - tomorrow we must go through steam games first so we can let the backup do it's thing, can take a while depending on how much you take - I has alot of stuff :D

I'm psyched to get you hooked into BF3, it can and will be done!

[to0kenZA]

aaaHOY peeperators! :D

Wadup yo!

[OGBuzz]

/Returns to the tk

/hands skyrambo his chopper license back

/greets all

[to0kenZA]

/Returns to the tk

/hands skyrambo his chopper license back

/greets all

Haha :D Thanks bru! Was wondering who took my fsk chopper license :mad:

Our chatbox is fskd bru :(

[Murph]

aaaHOY peeperators! :D

Wadup yo!

Lol....worst. entrance. ever. :D

[to0kenZA]

Lol....worst. entrance. ever. :D

Lol!! How you dude?!

[czc]

aaaHOY peeperators! :D

Wadup yo!

That like a fucked up sailor greeting :/

Greets Tooks and Buzz.

[Murph]

Lol!! How you dude?!

Cool man....... manage to tear yourself away from BF3 I see :p

[to0kenZA]

Cool man....... manage to tear yourself away from BF3 I see :p

Well ya dude, I still have a job you know :p

But yeah dude, fuckin' loving BF3 dude. Holy damn it's awesome :D

[Wyvern]

Hahahaha Kiruna :P I will have to see if I can finagle the funds for the game first if I like it :P

Haai Ogz and Toooooooooooooooooooooks

[to0kenZA]

Hahahaha Kiruna :P I will have to see if I can finagle the funds for the game first if I like it :P

Haai Ogz and Toooooooooooooooooooooks

Yo yo Wyvz, what's cutting

[Wyvern]

Hai hai Tooks,

At this point not much, waiting in vain for the medlemon I had this morning to kick in and make me feel human :P

[Murph]

Well ya dude, I still have a job you know :p

But yeah dude, fuckin' loving BF3 dude. Holy damn it's awesome :D

BF3 > Job. Thought you of all people would understand that :p

[OGBuzz]

Yes Tooks

our dan clan chatbox its messed up!

i smell a conspiracy!

[Murph]

Yes Tooks

our dan clan chatbox its messed up!

i smell a conspiracy!

I smell breakfast !

[to0kenZA]

Lol, good luck with feeling human Wyv :D

Murph, I totally agree!

Brb guys, staff meeting -_-

[Mephisto_Helix]

I smell your breakfast and raise you a steak roll brunch .... !!!

[Murph]

I smell your breakfast and raise you a steak roll brunch .... !!!

I see your steak roll and raise you a breakfast pizza and coffee.

[czc]

Piri Piri Chicken Livers.

[Murph]

Piri Piri Chicken Livers.

Dude! :wtf:

[Wyvern]

Hmmm czc good idea I wanna make a chicken liver pasta over the weekend now.

[OGBuzz]

i avoid chicken liver at all costs

[Mephisto_Helix]

I see your steak roll and raise you a breakfast pizza and coffee.

rofl ... seems we all have the most uber healthy of morning food

[czc]

Dude! :wtf:

What? :confused:

[Murph]

rofl ... seems we all have the most uber healthy of morning food

Just need to stick some spare ribs onto my pizza and top it with some meatballs, stick the whole lot into a full chicken, grill it, and wrap in a big tortilla and then put some gravy on it.

My Healthy Living book is on sale now :D

[czc]

Just need to stick some spare ribs onto my pizza and top it with some meatballs, stick the whole lot into a full chicken, grill it, and wrap in a big tortilla and then put some gravy on it.

My Healthy Living book is on sale now :D

I'm sure people will be dying to try it. :D

[Mephisto_Helix]

Just need to stick some spare ribs onto my pizza and top it with some meatballs, stick the whole lot into a full chicken, grill it, and wrap in a big tortilla and then put some gravy on it.

My Healthy Living book is on sale now :D

I wanna do that ....... I swear and make an oath right now! Come New years day with mates, that.will.be.made !!!

[czc]

I wanna do that ....... I swear and make an oath right now! Come New years day with mates, that.will.be.made !!!

Just remember the pics.

[Murph]

Just remember the pics.

What he said. ^

[Wyvern]

Ogz chicken livers are good!

[Mephisto_Helix]

Will have to set a reminder on das phone .... I am normally not too sober around that time :p

[TheAvenged87]

Jir I am getting hungry while reading this thread. DAMN YOU MURPH! Ribs and meatballs on pizza? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH brain overload

[Murph]

Jir I am getting hungry while reading this thread. DAMN YOU MURPH! Ribs and meatballs on pizza? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH brain overload

My work here is done :)

[sycogrim]

My work here is done :)

Ja clearly and you fscked up the Database :rolleyes:

[sycogrim]

hey guys type in "do a barrel roll" into google search and watch what happens lol. :p

[Nimatek]

The barrel roll is pure genius !

Love it when they do things like that.

[to0kenZA]

Ja clearly and you fscked up the Database :rolleyes:

Ja well done Murph.... :rolleyes: