Okay, we're not going to sugarcoat this: Somebody decided to make the worst porn parody ever. It's called Left 4 Head and, as one might imagine, is based on Left 4 Dead. It stars the game's only female survivor, Zoey. We're not sure why someone would want to combine zombies and copious amounts of gettin' it on (death isn't exactly sexy, amirite?), but, hey, "dead" and "head" rhyme, so we can understand how someone came up with the idea. The thing that we're still stuck on is the why.
Uhm, do you have to read al of that or is there a movie clip to watch?
Mephisto_Helix
25-02-2009, 11:54 PM
Hehe, it joins the ranks of Shaving Ryans Privates and Jurassic Pork, etc :D
_Caboose_
25-02-2009, 11:55 PM
Uhm, do you have to read al of that or is there a movie clip to watch?
Haha not gonna post because according to rule number 9...
9. No posting links to anything pornographic or in any other way inappropriate. This is a family site after all.
SharkBait
25-02-2009, 11:56 PM
But you can pm. :D
_Caboose_
25-02-2009, 11:57 PM
u necropheliac u :eek: im not even looking for it an dont wanna :mad:
SharkBait
26-02-2009, 12:20 AM
You started it when you created this thread. :D
Shamrock
26-02-2009, 12:34 AM
Hahaha. I also heard about The Hills Have Size and Grand Bang Auto 4
Not from personal experience, the internets told me, I swear
eyesuc
26-02-2009, 08:46 AM
LOLOL! did you see the planned follow up to this porno? left 4 <insert norty word here>
geez, i feel dirty just reading about this. with zombies? blegh.
Maplassie
26-02-2009, 08:49 AM
hills have size. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Maplassie
26-02-2009, 11:45 AM
I found the site where you can download the 53MB movie of left 4 head. LOOOOOOL!
Maplassie
26-02-2009, 11:53 AM
bwahahahahahhhaha this shit is awesomely funny
SharkBait
26-02-2009, 11:59 AM
Linky? :o :D
Maplassie
26-02-2009, 11:59 AM
I'll pm you!
Magnarmalok
26-02-2009, 04:22 PM
There is a 2nd one allready...Left 4 Anal
Maplassie
26-02-2009, 04:23 PM
bwabwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahh
/me googles
HANDsolo
26-02-2009, 04:52 PM
Here's a suggestion for the third: Left Wh*re Dead.
Thought the puns on the names Grand Bang Auto and The Hills Have Size were pretty funny, but the one that always cracks me up is Glad He Ate Her.
Solidus
26-02-2009, 06:28 PM
In Diana Jones anyone?
Deceptor
26-02-2009, 06:49 PM
In Diana Jones anyone?
LOL good one.
Magnarmalok
26-02-2009, 07:47 PM
World of Whorecraft?
SpoOkie
26-02-2009, 08:02 PM
I am in your legend.
Shamrock
26-02-2009, 08:25 PM
Meat the Parents
Cock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Napoleon's Dynamite
Twilight
Me in Myself and Irene
Voicy
26-02-2009, 10:38 PM
but the one that always cracks me up is Glad He Ate Her.
Oke that made me laugh so hard!
lilDeath
27-02-2009, 12:54 AM
Position Impossible
Forrest Hump
HANDsolo
27-02-2009, 01:07 PM
One Night in Paris
18 Inches of Justice
Bend-Her
While You Were Sleeping
Left 4Skin
Maplassie
27-02-2009, 01:32 PM
shaving ryans privates.
lilDeath
27-02-2009, 03:49 PM
Hairy Pot Her
Maplassie
27-02-2009, 03:49 PM
Loooooool!
SpoOkie
27-02-2009, 03:51 PM
The Incredible Bulge
Maplassie
27-02-2009, 03:52 PM
I just thought of one myself, but it sounds dumb
Trim-her-nator
LOOOOOOL!
sorry bit stupid.
HANDsolo
27-02-2009, 04:23 PM
Trim-her-nator
That is so not lame.
Trim-her-nator 2: Judgement Lay
Trim-her-nator 2 38DD: The Ride
Trim-her-nator 3: Rise of the Meatsticks
Trim-her-nator Falation
Maplassie
27-02-2009, 04:29 PM
LOOOOOL@ meatsticks and judgement lay bwabwabwabwabwaaaa
OR Trimhernator 2: juggs-men-lay
HANDsolo
27-02-2009, 04:59 PM
Trim-her-nator Salivation
Shamrock
27-02-2009, 06:42 PM
Position Impossible
Forrest Hump
Hahahaha, awesome
Lynus
27-02-2009, 08:13 PM
Pretty sad..
Dohc-WP
27-02-2009, 09:15 PM
http://www.imghost.co.za/imgviewer.php?imgID=418
lilDeath
28-02-2009, 04:53 PM
:eek: There's a mod out for that? :eek:
HANDsolo
02-03-2009, 11:23 AM
The Chronicles of a D*ck
Maplassie
02-03-2009, 12:07 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
good one
Dohc-WP
02-03-2009, 06:45 PM
Gears of Whores
Need For Seed
HANDsolo
03-03-2009, 11:47 AM
Creamcatcher
Creamgirls
Midsummer Nights Cream
Maplassie
03-03-2009, 12:08 PM
LOOOOOOL!
Rear and Pleasant Danger
Men in Back
The Porn Identity
sycogrim
03-03-2009, 12:21 PM
The Porn Supremecy the come back
Basic Instinct lol.... (Yes i know it was a movie but hell u might as well classify it as a porno :p)
The Nightmare before Porn
HANDsolo
03-03-2009, 12:28 PM
The Bone Collector
While You Were Sleeping
Deep Rising
A Few Good Men
Maplassie
03-03-2009, 12:46 PM
hollowman?
HANDsolo
03-03-2009, 01:30 PM
lol @ Men in Back. No lol @ Hollowman
God-Drill-Her - This adult film will have the Catholic Church up in arms.
Wraith_One
03-03-2009, 09:49 PM
You people are bored...
SharkBait
04-03-2009, 12:17 AM
13 coming on 30
The Joker
04-03-2009, 12:23 AM
13 coming on 30
LMAO:D:D
Damn what a title!!
Maplassie
04-03-2009, 09:09 AM
loooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what about
How I met your mother.
LOOOL!
_Caboose_
04-03-2009, 10:30 AM
Really u guys are really whacked, need to get gf's lol
HANDsolo
04-03-2009, 10:52 AM
13 coming on 30
Hilarious. It kinda puts an unpleasant image in your head.
Hoe about "I Know Who You Did Last Summer"
Maplassie
04-03-2009, 10:54 AM
Hilarious. It kinda puts an unpleasant image in your head.
Hoe about "I Know Who You Did Last Summer"
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! good one!
Robocrotch 1 and 2. Drop your weapon
SharkBait
04-03-2009, 11:48 AM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! good one!
Robocrotch 1 and 2. Drop your weapon
Drop your pants. :D
HANDsolo
04-03-2009, 12:15 PM
Drop your pants. :D
Drop your pants. Raise your weapon. :D
Maplassie
04-03-2009, 01:06 PM
thank you for your copulation LOOOOOOOOL!
HANDsolo
05-03-2009, 12:10 PM
House of Flying Shaggers
Maplassie
05-03-2009, 12:11 PM
lool
sheet fighter - the movie
HANDsolo
05-03-2009, 01:28 PM
lol
A-C*ck-on-Lips Now
Dixie
14-03-2009, 08:33 PM
Haha not gonna post because according to rule number 9...