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I consider myself a sneakers kind of girl. Don’t get me wrong, I like the way heels look on, they look really nice, but they are so unbelievably uncomfortable. There is also the issue of me not being good with the whole walking thing. Even on a straight stretch of ground with no obstacles I will fall flat on butt.

The probability of me falling while wearing sneakers is far less than if I were to wear heels. I think God made my bum too heavy because I always, ALWAYS fall on it. I don’t know how I manage to fall so much, but my theory is that it usually happens when I space out and think about stuff I still have to do. I kind of forget that I’m walking, my legs stop walking and then they get all tangled up and the next thing you know I’m on the ground. IT’S JUST ONE BIG MESS.

Obviously, with me being a ninja and all, my recovery time is very quick so I’m up very soon after I fell. I think I’m a pro faller to be honest because I don’t get hurt anymore. All this has led me to believe that my superpower is falling without getting hurt. No one person can fall this much and NOT break something (I’ve never broken a bone in my body) without having a superpower of this nature.

They always say that you can’t choose your superpower. I strongly agree with that statement. If I could change my own superpower, it would be something awesome like teleportation. “BEAM ME UP SCOTTY! Oh wait, nevermind I will do it myself! ” Not getting hurt when falling is not so exciting, but I guess without it I would be a zombie by now.

What’s your superpower?