I would Like to thank my fans, my parents, my dog Pietertjie, my Keyboard filled with various flavours of Dorito and Lays crumbs and the hot gym lady across the street. Without them this would not be possible.


I would Like to thank my fans, my parents, my dog Pietertjie, my Keyboard filled with various flavours of Dorito and Lays crumbs and the hot gym lady across the street. Without them this would not be possible.


So I get this silly bracelet from an older woman who picks up her grandson(she is about 40)
And now my mother thinks she wants me to be her toy boy :O
We have been talking for about 6 months. We just friends :O
You are single right? If the old lady wants to use and abuse you as her private little toy wtf is stopping you? Only exception is if it is family and or you are in a relationship....or she hasn't aged well.
"Chicks are like Voltron, the more you hook up the better it gets"




^^ What Spartan said.
If at first glance she looks like 2 days old pan-fried and forgotten Bacon (non lean) then steer clear. Or invest in some Expensive perfume and some black refuse bags.
If on the other hand she is even remotely as hot as me, then go for it.
@ Tsar. Take your drivers license and go test drive the wolskoeter. You might just be surprised.
Last edited by Maplassie; 16-04-2012 at 03:30 PM.




LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Maplassie wins.
And it means she just branded you her minion. Get use to it.
Shhhhh I iz hunting Cougars :P
"Chicks are like Voltron, the more you hook up the better it gets"


No no dude.
Go to urbandictionary and search Pearl Necklace. You need no money for it trust me.
"Chicks are like Voltron, the more you hook up the better it gets"