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lol @ MK one.
I lol'd: (already got it)
Smerfherpes same as Smurfherpes?
In that case, its not funny, its serious
"The Only Blood Type that matters is .... Red" Zombie Proverb
Hahaha!
Another:
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman Says; “So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for The rest of our days."
The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car Is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." The man agrees and then she hands the bottle to him.
The man opens it, takes a huge swig to calm his nerves nearly drinking half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to him. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police to arrive thanks."
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Sky News are reporting that the Irish have joined in the attack on Libya. They sent in 3 ships - 2 full of sand and one full of cement. It was a mortar attack.
"The Only Blood Type that matters is .... Red" Zombie Proverb
You are hereby PUNished to death by strangulation!Originally Posted by Xero
The singularity is about to explode! Weapons are at maximum.
I love these adds.
The singularity is about to explode! Weapons are at maximum.
"Chicks are like Voltron, the more you hook up the better it gets"
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