What Izzit!?

[MalicE]

ANSWER



Posterior view of human female (anterior view was not available at time of post, even after an exhaustive search of 'The Internet').


Please excuse our tardiness. This belated reply may be attributed to 'Faulty Nation'. Our complaints department is now ready to take your calls; ask for Jo-Knightly Poolitelee.

For the first time since the start of this experiment, we have reached a unanimous decision; the winner is TBlaar, for inspiring an equally wondrous guess from Malice. Please find attached your gift bag, to be used with discernment (we are in no way affiliated with this product):

DAMNIT! so close!

I'll get the next one...

Addendum: be glad you didn't find the anterior view, I did... unfortunately... it wasn't pretty

[Juice]

IMAGE 017 (EPT8078)

[MalicE]

It's a massager... from the dark ages

[OmegaFenix]

Worlds first vibrator?

[foozball3000]

Hmmmm... has to be a chainsaw before they thought of using a spiked chain instead of a punching ball

[matt]

Early attempt at a ray gun

[TBlaar]

It is a vibrator, they used it to drive the "demons" out of women. They thought back then, that a female orgasm was demons escaping their body, so they used it to cure madness!

Well, if this is the item they spoke about in some documentary that I saw...

[TBlaar]

Early attempt at a ray gun

LOL!!! Well done!!!

[foozball3000]

It's a meat tenderizer that's almost shaped like a hairdryer that helps to train women into feeling more comfortable in the kitchen.

[MalicE]

It's a meat tenderizer that's almost shaped like a hairdryer that helps to train women into feeling more comfortable in the kitchen.

LOL

to lure back the stray women