What Izzit!?

**TBlaar** · 01-08-2012, 09:53 AM

Juice, what's the answer???

**markface** · 01-08-2012, 10:08 AM

Massager? Freak, I have no clue

**Juice** · 01-08-2012, 08:26 PM

ANSWER

This, the 5th appliance ever to be electrified, is the first commercially available hand-held vibrator, patented by the Hamilton Beach Corporation. The promo for this new gadget read, “The secret of the ages has been discovered in vibration. Great scientists tell us that we owe not only our health but even our life strength to this wonderful force. Vibration promotes life and vigor, strength and beauty. Vibrate your body and make it well!”

The prize, for unfortunately coming up with a particularly sexist remark, goes to foozball3000. You have the option of choosing between four different designs. We recommend you use it to appease your nearest offended female:

**foozball3000** · 01-08-2012, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by Juice

ANSWER
The prize, for unfortunately coming up with a particularly sexist remark, goes to foozball3000. You have the option of choosing between four different designs. We recommend you use it to appease your nearest offended female:

ROFLAMO!

I've always thought a meat tenderizer is a far cry from a vibrator. But now that you mention it.. lol.
Thank you.. I shall start replicating the top right handbag to help say sorry to the sea of offended females.

But didn't TBlaar and OmegaFenix win?

**Juice** · 01-08-2012, 08:44 PM

FYI:

Originally Posted by Juice

Owners of incorrect but most imaginative answers might receive a large travelling bag made of stiff leather.
Correct answers will be oohed and aahed at by a panel of ex-(intergalactic)cowboys.

TBlaar received an Ooh, Omega got an Aah.