1) Firstly, need some wheels, the Chappy never breaks.
2) Entertainment, and in an emergency I can always use it to distract them freaks!
3) Mothballs! - to get some extra oomph. Did I mention the Chappy never breaks?
4) By this time I would have needed some of these...
5) Just in case, you never know when a 50 cal will come in handy!