They will start to choke us through their long usb cables, The wireless mouses would try to maximize their wireless radiation to try and get us cancer. Starcraft players will get abused with constant bashing on their head for all the bashing at high speed (APMs) they done to them.
A future ruled by the "Mouses" would indeed be grim because the "Mouses" would not have forgotten about the days when we used to pull out their balls to clean them... I shudder to think of the day they have their revenge and take our ba....
“And what do you benefit if you gain the whole world but lose your own soul?
Is anything worth more than your soul?”
First things first. With the power that the gaming mouse has with all the world's computer system it will extend its power on all spheres of life rehashing 1984. It will create a robot mainframe hubs so the gaming mouse can dock with it ruling the world with a literal iron fist and laser weapons.
With no alternate humans are forced to use "dumb" computers going back to the punch cards for their organizational needs while the processing power of all the computers are horded as "treasures" by gaming mouse overlords. Those who rebel are forced to work in concentration camps, forced to pedal bicycles to generate electricity so that the gaming mouse can be powered.
Dear Diary, to who might find this in the future...
Entry #403
June 16 2053 19:12
The mice outsmarted us again. How is it that they are one step ahead of us every time? Our shelter will be discovered soon, and we will be forced to move again. Last night we deployed the mouse pad traps (with landmines underneath) around the perimeter but something tells me they have found us out. None of them have gone off for days now.. The pixel square mouse holes have appeared everywhere in town now, we are overrun. I think we are the only survivors. To anyone who might find this in the future, I just want to say.... Wait... What's that clicking in the roof? One click.. Two fast clicks after each other... No! A pixel hole in the ceiling, how could we have missed this!? John? John Where are you?! I'm alone... I don't.. I don't want to die! Maybe I can.. No.. Noo!.. AAARGHH GFFFFF URRRGGG MMMMUGHHHUUFF.. (WHY AM I WRITING MY DEATH NOISES?!) AAAAAAGGGGHH!!!..............................
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The day the Mice rose, was the day freedom died.
Through stealthy nanotech, they reconfigured their outside surfaces, becoming liquid and grafting onto unsuspecting hands and controlling the host with electrical currents. A zombie army in the millions has been created. The few of us who wasn't busy at our computers at the time has been thrown back into the stone age, since no one knows how to navigate a computer without a mouse. It's horrible. I miss gaming.
I rate those evil little mousy buggers will assimilate us... plug US into computer and use us as their pointer input devices O_o how evil is that?!... I just gave my little black desktop mouse the evil eye... and im sure the glint of light off his shiny black coating just sent some some kind of optic communication method... probably said something like: "Your time will come hooman... Then I will be clicking YOUR buttons... MWAHAHAHAHAHA"
Yes i am very bored at work 2day...
List will be up later today folks
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Extracts from the not too distant future...
It was a tuesday, the day when all hell broke loose... They say the old ones used to "play games" with them, using them to control their actions. They would use them for everything, it helped run their lives... how crazy does that sound now... now that IT controls our lives. They farm us like some sort of resource. Taking what they need from us and then discarding us like the used hardware their predecessors used to be.... Some of us, us lucky few, have been "unplugged". No longer controlled. We are the last of the free men. We... are the resistance. Our only hope is to send a message through to the past, for them to be warned, of our impending doom. Our present cannot be saved, but perhaps their future can... This is our last desperate attempt to save the human race. Our messages have been encoded within sounds to mask the message from THEM. Our historians inform us that the music form used for the encoding is known as "dub step". Our hope is that that free people can understand the messages encoded within the music before its too late... before we're all doomed... before THEY take over...
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After the brief period in the then modern gaming era, where kinect & wii nunchucks & various pink & green domed dildos were the prefferred method of control, the often ignored & forgotten mouseeees of the worlds computers were left feeling alone, they conspired to ruin the whole world....first they started silent strikes....where you would face diablo on nightmare & it would suddenly stop responding...a quick character death....hahaha the mice of the world started silently irritating the crap out of gamers everywhere....they would thereafter start click on all the adverts, you know those ones you NEVER want to click on but just scroll over....DAMNIT!
They would click send in the middel of your mail message...making you look like an idiot....
And then thereafter they would disconnect you from your beloved interwebz....forever!! EEEEKKKK
(Best I could come up with 2/10!!)
The mouses will punish us for naming after such a minor creature in the animal kingdom. They will rename themselves as Controllers since they control all things technical. These Controllers will bring about the destruction of all remotes and keyboards making the controller not only all powerful but relied on by all wishing to make use of entertainment technology. Humans that once were rulers of the earth will become hypnotized by the flashing lights of the mouse, the gentle push of the button, the faint clicking noise and the precise movement of the cursor. Humans will become zombies bent on carrying out the will of the Controller wanting to rule the world and one day the Universe.
Simon Says: When you read this you will +1 me coz I am just that awesome that even the stupid stuff like this that I say deserves a +1
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