Dumb Laws from the Yanks
Alabama
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
It is illegal to sell peanuts after sundown on Wednesday.
ALASKA
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.
Arizona
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
You may not have more than two dildos or vibrators in a house.
It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
California
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Colorado
Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
Throwing missles at cars is illegal.
Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
Conneticut
It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.
Florida
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sell your children.
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Kentucky
One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.
Montana
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.
It is illegal to bring a bomb or rocket at city council proceedings.
Nevada
A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day.
It is illegal to lie down on the sidewalk.
That’s all for now. LOL
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Originally Posted by ShadowFox
Does anyone know of strange South African laws?
