Japanese arcade masturbator caught red-handed

When you gotta go, you just gotta go, amirite? Okay, so I’m not quite sure that’s actually practical (and I’m definitely sure it’s not legal), but for a guy caught playing with himself in a Japanese arcade, it’s apparently “game on” whenever, baby.

Ew. Gross. Etc.

Photographic evidence comes to the people of the world via Final Round man Scott Popular, who spotted the guy doing his, uh, thing at the Kaikan arcade in Shibuya, Kaikan. In front of the King of Fighters XIII Climax cabinet, no less. No, seriously.

I think my favourite part of the story is that this is the third time Scott has seen this happening. I think my worst part of the story is that I’m not even surprised. I mean, this is the country that made used panty vending machines famous.

“In all of these cases, you would think that perpetrator would stop when they were caught,” writes Scott. “But ooooooooh no! All of them gave me the, ‘Whatever Ninja’ look and kept on jammin’!”

Keep it classy, Japan.

Source: Scott Popular (via Kotaku)

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