Gabe Newell pillow will watch you sleep

Gabe Newell

Everybody loves Valve. It’s just the way it is. But do you love Valve enough to sleep with Gabe Newell? Not like that, I mean – but like this:

Although I suppose if you’re feeling lonely, you could always hug close it to your heart, and whisper sweet nothings into his ear as you slip into a sweaty dream about Half-Life 3. Or… or maybe not.

The pillow apparently belongs to one Sir Daniel Glenn Cutler over on Tumblr, but I couldn’t believe this is the only Gabe Newell pillow on the internet, so I did some pro detective work and I found two others:

I’m not judging or anything. I still wear Hello Kitty pyjamas.

Source: Kotaku

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