Porn site welcomes Xbox users with open arms… and legs

IE Xbox launch: mere controller clicks from “being face deep in hot free porn”

Tarryn van der BylOctober 2, 2012

It’s a fundamental reality of the 21st century that everywhere there’s internet access, there’s porn. And with the upcoming introduction of Internet Explorer for Xbox 360, that means there’s going to be porn on the console. And lolcats. Maybe even lolcat porn.

Anyway, popular smut-streaming site YouPorn (which may or may not feature lolcat porn) is so looking forward to spreading its stuff on Microsoft’s console when the browser arrives on Xbox later this year (to fix the plumbing, bow-chicka-bow-wow).

“Gamers and free porn lovers around the world rejoice! Thanks at long last to the introduction of Internet Explorer for XBox, you can now tap in to and stream all your favorite free YouPorn videos right from your XBox,” reads an update on the site’s blog.

“Whether you’re pwning n00bs in CoD: Modern Warfare 3, annihilating Bullymong in Borderlands 2, or taking the Saints deep in Madden NFL 13, you’re never more than a few simple controller clicks away from being face deep in hot free porn.”

Microsoft has been quick to disentangle itself from YouPorn’s pitch, however. In a statement to Kotaku, a company rep hastened to explain that “we are adding Internet Explorer to Xbox Live, not specific adult content providers like YouPorn or any other specific website content.”

You know, just in case anybody wanted to complain. Anybody? Anybody?