The Verge

Neo said:
Not many people know this but it wasn't the actual celebrity herself that replied. Her personal assistant, which is not human, by law, replied to these messages. The actual celebrity is held in containment tanks submersed in velvet-like liquid whilst being fed Lindt Chocolate until it's time for the next show.

Also, celebrities have expiry dates under their left-feet.

These facts are all true. I made them up myself, that way I know their true!
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It all makes sense now!

/bows
 
Neo said:
Not many people know this but it wasn't the actual celebrity herself that replied. Her personal assistant, which is not human, by law, replied to these messages. The actual celebrity is held in containment tanks submersed in velvet-like liquid whilst being fed Lindt Chocolate until it's time for the next show.

Also, celebrities have expiry dates under their left-feet.

These facts are all true. I made them up myself, that way I know their true!
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this is completely true. 100% i should know. im a celebrity... ;)

Tsar said:
She does stumble at times.
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yup. i do. wanna give live presenting a go? :D
 
I would love to be dissed on air. There's NO such thing as bad publicity :) I'll even come up on the show and defend myself. And after that, who knows? Maybe I'll let a secret sex video slip out onto the net and then sell me books etc.
 
seriously wats up with the pronofied trailers on the verge???????? the saints row 2 one last night was a :eek: and the night before that super robot bubblegum thing wtf???
 
Unexpected, will you marry me....no wait, can't i'm married, no wait, it's South Africa we can have as many wives as we...... WILL YOU MARRY ME :D
 
I wish I wish that the verge did not have those silly celebs playing those silly games.
 
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