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Howsit lurkers!

Read in the paper that everybody survived in that accident I saw yesterday. Can't say the same for the bakkie and car though.

I just got a weird twitter notification of someone following me.

Their bio reads: "Bio Hi, my name is Hailey and I adore Taylor Swift. She is my idol. She is the reason i do what I do :)OH AND IM 12 YRS SO PERVS LEAVE ME ALONE!"

I guess that's why she added me instead of Murph :D

LOL what the crap?! :p
 
Well you didn't you just say so lol.

/picks up his kid and struts around :D

hahahahahaha Spooner she isn't an accessory!!!!!! :p

But yes, guys with puppies and/or babies and I'm staring, aching to be allowed to play with them :o
 
Hey! When times are hard, you make a plan my bru!

/smokes stompie

Here have my marsupial, he will make you feel better

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I'm sorry if I sound weird but young dads are freaking hot. Not hot as in "omg I have to take one home with me right this second" but hot as in "I hope my husband looks as cute as him carrying our kid around some day". Ok they're also kinda hot enough for me to perve over...

I work part time at a school and the average age of the dads who pick up their kids from preschool are between 27-32... Cue drooling :D

Damn :(

/starts planning to impregnate some woman !
 
I took my friend's sisters baby to the shops one day - and this girl drooling over babies thing really works.

TOTALLY!!!!!!!

I always catch myself smiling at the hotties, they must think "wtf is up with that chick" :o
 
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