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to0kenZA said:
I was thinking about R500 or so? I'm not Daddy Ca$h or anything, so is that kinda decent? :p
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Depends on the circumstances, the people and the wedding itself. If it's a huge do and you're close to them, at least R1,000 (this is a once-off, not a birthday). You'll be helping pay off the ceremony.

Otherwise just whatever you can afford. I don't see why you don't just get them something else? A wafflemaker is always good--cold nights them waffles come in handy :D
 
Lycanthrope said:
Depends on the circumstances, the people and the wedding itself. If it's a huge do and you're close to them, at least R1,000 (this is a once-off, not a birthday). You'll be helping pay off the ceremony.

Otherwise just whatever you can afford. I don't see why you don't just get them something else? A wafflemaker is always good--cold nights them waffles come in handy :D
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It's not too huge, it's semi formal wedding and a couple of close friends from CPT and JHB. I'm not good at buying presents, I usually just give money so they can decide what they want to buy for themselves.
 
to0kenZA said:
It's not too huge, it's semi formal wedding and a couple of close friends from CPT and JHB. I'm not good at buying presents, I usually just give money so they can decide what they want to buy for themselves.
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Wafflemaker, damnit :mad:

Look, it's a well-known fact that if they're new to this sort of thing, they don't know the appeal of the awe-inspiring wafflemaker. Seriously--wafflemaker is the peacemaker, the initiator of intimacy, the catalyst of sweetness and... DAMNIT GET THEM A WAFFLEMAKER!

Sheesh >.<'

If they've been living together long enough, chances are good they have everything they already need so get them something they would never get themselves. Have I mentioned the wafflemaker?
 
Lycanthrope said:
Wafflemaker, damnit :mad:

Look, it's a well-known fact that if they're new to this sort of thing, they don't know the appeal of the awe-inspiring wafflemaker. Seriously--wafflemaker is the peacemaker, the initiator of intimacy, the catalyst of sweetness and... DAMNIT GET THEM A WAFFLEMAKER!

Sheesh >.<'

If they've been living together long enough, chances are good they have everything they already need so get them something they would never get themselves. Have I mentioned the wafflemaker?
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I think you need some help, brother.



:p
 
to0kenZA said:
I think you need some help, brother.



:p
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Think about it--it's a cold winter's evening, you're both too lazy to cook anything major but you'd like something warm and nomlicious--waffles! You feel like doing something sweet for your other half, waffles and mousse with rose petals! You feel like a bit of a savoury-sweet dish... waffles with spinach and feta! You hear a strange noise in the middle of the night, you grab your trusty waffle maker, you see a silhouette in the dark, you make out the shape of a head... THWACK, right upside the head, they're floored, they're not getting back up! You've just saved your other half's life.

The things are fuckin' multi-purpose!
 
Lycanthrope said:
Think about it--it's a cold winter's evening, you're both too lazy to cook anything major but you'd like something warm and nomlicious--waffles! You feel like doing something sweet for your other half, waffles and mousse with rose petals! You feel like a bit of a savoury-sweet dish... waffles with spinach and feta! You hear a strange noise in the middle of the night, you grab your trusty waffle maker, you see a silhouette in the dark, you make out the shape of a head... THWACK, right upside the head, they're floored, they're not getting back up! You've just saved your other half's life.

The things are fuckin' multi-purpose!
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Hahahahahaha... Well in that case, pans are also multipurpose. And TVs. Depends on how much your willing to spend on the object you break on the perpetrator's head.
 
sycogrim said:
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool well it's what I usually do at weddings, except Omega's wedding, we just bought him the GoW Pandora's box set and his wife something, that way they both win :)
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That works too!

to0kenZA said:
Hahahahahaha... Well in that case, pans are also multipurpose. And TVs. Depends on how much your willing to spend on the object you break on the perpetrator's head.
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Yeah, swinging a wafflemaker around is easier than a TV. Also, pans? PANS? You have no imagination :mad:

Seriously though, if you're not that close to them, just settle for something small. Otherwise yeah, R500 and forget about it :)

Although, feel free to get me a wafflemaker for my wedding :D
 
Lycanthrope said:
That works too!



Yeah, swinging a wafflemaker around is easier than a TV. Also, pans? PANS? You have no imagination :mad:

Seriously though, if you're not that close to them, just settle for something small. Otherwise yeah, R500 and forget about it :)

Although, feel free to get me a wafflemaker for my wedding :D
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Rofl bru, ok cool I'll get you a budgie for your wedding. :D
 
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