The "I've been banned from..." Thread!

Magnarmalok

Magnarmalok

The Resident Young'un
So it's simple, if you have a funny or enlightening story of why and how you got banned from some place, be it on the internet or in real life, post it here....



<I'll post mine in a few minutes>
 
I was banned on a TDM Blackops Server, the one with hte 24/7 Nuketown rotation cause I was 228 for 10 on map end. Chopper Gunner + Dogs = Win.

Dude Piped up "jou P*** F****** Hacker D**** and I got the banhammer.

I lol'd
 
Right so other than the odd indie game servers, I haven't been banned anywhere online (Tinny no!)
However...I was recently banned from playing any sport at my school for sneaking onto the girls' bus during a tour and stashing myself inthere along with a few friends.
I've also been banned from Identity at Tygervalley and ALLLLMOST from Tygervalley itself, reason being...Me and a chick were in one of those little rooms for quuiite awhile :P
 
I got a 3 hour in in WoW once for, i quote "Commenting on another players sexual orientation". Ah well, was probably ranting on some reject who got offended. But i lol'd when i read the reason :D!
 
Banned from MW2. Played the game for 3 hours, packed up my PC, went to another country for 2 weeks. Came back, unpacked my PC, had an email waiting for me. You be banned (Reason/Time/Date all unspecified). Not so fun.
 
banned from mybroadband.was banned on an international BFBC2 noob server for being over lvl 20 and having a ping above 300ms.was also banned from a forum about 4 years ago for making threads when i wanted to respond to people (was first time on the internet and didn't even know what a thread was).was banned on the cartoon network forum about a year ago for saying anime is 100x better then sh1tty cartoons :D.i think i was also banned from about 10 different internet chats for language,using a proxy or insulting mod's.was banned just the other day from a MW4M server for using a light mech with rocket launchers and artillery beacon(got bored of those assault mechs armed with PPC and Gauss cannons).
 
I got banned from this website called "airtimeclub." I got caught cheating in this one competition. I apologised on the forum and the moderator was kind to unban me :)
 
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Banned from a chatsite a long while ago because local ISP's ran proxys back then. Got the issue resolved though with e-mails.
 
I'm banned from 4chan... lol. Well, all Telkom users are.

The one site I thought I could probably never get banned from.
 
Banned myself from pcf and asked for my account to be deleted and one admin then made an ass of himself by emposing a 1 month ban. IC took the cake when banning me a year and a half after my last post on mybb. Don't know what these fools are trying to accomplish by banning people that don't want to post any more. :D

Oh yeah, and also banned from wikipedia. Admin then got all quiet on me in email when I brought up the skeleton in the wiki closet.
 
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Also got banned from a Blops server because some Leet Prestige 10 Leet Guy didn't like the fact that I stabbed him three times in a row.
He kept on saying 'Lag jou v**** Noob' :p
 
Got myself banned off a hockey field for about 15 minutes for, well I thought it was fine, a rather dubious tackle...
 
DenSweeP said:
Got myself banned off a hockey field for about 15 minutes for, well I thought it was fine, a rather dubious tackle...
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I got banned off the hockey field as well. All I did was put my hockey stick on the ground to stop the ball and the oke ran with the ball on his stick directly into mine and flew into the air :wtf: my stick was stationary everyone thought I had swung it at his feet.
 
My first facebook account was banhammered because I used the words "Islam" and "dangerous" in the same sentence.
 
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