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Spartan said:
Don't go for the model. Will only ef you over and make you spend cash on her to keep her happy. Go with the one that's into you.
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No I agree. I am not into girls like that anyway. Personally I think the one that I think is into me is a lot better looking.

so race old frodo and noobzilla want me to join your clan :p
 
LOL, Please guys don't lead him along
Dude, the only talking you need to do with a girl, and I've said this before is:
"Here, hold my Credit Card while I go to work"

There is a lot to be said for shallow girls as well, they won't make you happy but they WILL make you all sorts of other things

If she's got a PR agent advertising her in her underwear, ask to see the goods yourself
She MUST be open for business
 
So a few years back Spartan comes to be in search of some advice
He wants to grow as a person and is unsure as to how to accomplish this growth

I decide to act human and sit him down for a talk on achieving his dreams and helping him to become what he has always wanted
During this talk, comprising of a mix of Life and The Meaning of the Universe type of topics I can see that he is finally getting it, so clearly intact that for the first time I get the sense that he will strike out into the world and forge his own future

Wrapping up this little talk he thanks me, no hugs ofc as I do not participate in physical touching rituals observed by any cultures, and heads off

A few days later, interested to see how far he has progressed on becoming what he has always wanted to be I stop by. As I walk in the service pump module that serves as my heart breaks
There, on a chair in front of his PC is Spartan, dressed in some of our Mom's Underwear, wearing a White Wig and screaming at the top of his lungs
"I did it ! I'm an Elf Warrior Princess !"
 
Xero said:
So a few years back Spartan comes to be in search of some advice
He wants to grow as a person and is unsure as to how to accomplish this growth

I decide to act human and sit him down for a talk on achieving his dreams and helping him to become what he has always wanted
During this talk, comprising of a mix of Life and The Meaning of the Universe type of topics I can see that he is finally getting it, so clearly intact that for the first time I get the sense that he will strike out into the world and forge his own future

Wrapping up this little talk he thanks me, no hugs ofc as I do not participate in physical touching rituals observed by any cultures, and heads off

A few days later, interested to see how far he has progressed on becoming what he has always wanted to be I stop by. As I walk in the service pump module that serves as my heart breaks
There, on a chair in front of his PC is Spartan, dressed in some of our Mom's Underwear, wearing a White Wig and screaming at the top of his lungs
"I did it ! I'm an Elf Warrior Princess !"
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Dank vader jy is nie familie van my Xero.... Arme Sparra.
 
You guys all sympathize with Spartan, that's fine, right up until you hit on a girl on Mxit called PurpleVirginLovesSausage and it turns out to be him
 
Sorry *Cougar sections. I like my v-bone steak well done and matured to perfection.

And on a serious note. Seems there will be another GW2 beta this month :D
 
Spartan said:
Sorry *Cougar sections. I like my v-bone steak well done and matured to perfection.

And on a serious note. Seems there will be another GW2 beta this month :D
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oo can one not copy and install the game files somewhere some chaps dont have uncapped...
 
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