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I think I just pissed of a financial advisor within 5 minutes ! here's some snippets

FA - as we discussed on the phone, I can assure you that you will be a millionaire within 5-10 years if you follow the outlined financial planning and retirement strategy and with proper careful investing it can be achieved.
Me - that sounds fantastic. Are you a Millionaire ?
FA - No.
Me - so your're not a millionaire but you can make me one in 5 years ?
FA - er. yes if you follow our company's guideline , Our success rate in financial planning and client satisfaction is unmatched.

Shows me lots of stories and pyramid style guidelines from his file (he says obviously were going to work out a plan suited to your budget and spending patterns)

Me - If i play the lotto i can be a millionaire instantly, wouldnt that work out faster ?
FA - Fake laugh ........
Me - I have to run but can you forward me the the outline ?
FA - Sure will do so, same email address as before ?
Me- Yes.

To Be continued...........
 
Hehehe I agree, a nap would be great! Im getting used to my DH, almost as much fun as the wizard. But the wiz is loads of fun still, oh and we might have act 1 done but we didnt realise how the dificulty would be ramped up by so much in act 2 inferno. We are going back to farm act 1, also not sure why people are farming the butcher, the skele king is so much faster and you get good money and okish drops - I havent found anything useful but Isengard has.
 
Wyvern said:
Hehehe I agree, a nap would be great! Im getting used to my DH, almost as much fun as the wizard. But the wiz is loads of fun still, oh and we might have act 1 done but we didnt realise how the dificulty would be ramped up by so much in act 2 inferno. We are going back to farm act 1, also not sure why people are farming the butcher, the skele king is so much faster and you get good money and okish drops - I havent found anything useful but Isengard has.
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Butcher has much higher chance for dropping better loot. Also once you get good gear Act 1 starts to feel like Normal difficulty.
 
Dohc-WP said:
I think I just pissed of a financial advisor within 5 minutes ! here's some snippets

FA - as we discussed on the phone, I can assure you that you will be a millionaire within 5-10 years if you follow the outlined financial planning and retirement strategy and with proper careful investing it can be achieved.
Me - that sounds fantastic. Are you a Millionaire ?
FA - No.
Me - so your're not a millionaire but you can make me one in 5 years ?
FA - er. yes if you follow our company's guideline , Our success rate in financial planning and client satisfaction is unmatched.

Shows me lots of stories and pyramid style guidelines from his file (he says obviously were going to work out a plan suited to your budget and spending patterns)

Me - If i play the lotto i can be a millionaire instantly, wouldnt that work out faster ?
FA - Fake laugh ........
Me - I have to run but can you forward me the the outline ?
FA - Sure will do so, same email address as before ?
Me- Yes.

To Be continued...........
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Looooooooooooooooooool Pyramid scheme fail!! :p
 
Pr⊕phet said:
Welcome to the real world :)
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Fixed for u.

(Closest pic I could find.)
 
Dohc-WP said:
I honestly dont trust these fcukers, the only person i trust with my finances is myself ! only reason why i agreed to meet up was to get him off my back and to stop calling me.
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What is it with financial advisors? I have this asshole who despite never spending a single cent with him, still insists on phoning me every few months and EVERY TIME I ignore his calls and NEVER phone him back. Get a clue!
 
Dohc-WP said:
I honestly dont trust these fcukers, the only person i trust with my finances is myself ! only reason why i agreed to meet up was to get him off my back and to stop calling me.
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I have a mate of mine who I went to school with and the only thing he advises me on, are things I call him about and then he gives me a couple options and if I'm not happy with something he throws it in the bin until I ask for something else. :p
 
MOnk said:
Butcher has much higher chance for dropping better loot. Also once you get good gear Act 1 starts to feel like Normal difficulty.
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Monk that is what we thought as well, but after killing him 3 times yesterday, he gave us a bunch of useless loot - aka my highest item that dropped was a ilev 52 . . .

Gotta love getting a fancy new office printer - EVERYONE has to test it out to see for themselves it actually does what it says...
 
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