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Bwahahaha....that's funny! Stock up on your bacon people! Hard times are coming!! :D

/greets all
 
Salutations True Believers.

Considering all the bacon hats, items of clothing & statues that where being made its no wonder there is a shortage.
 
Morning Everyone

TGIF!

And Oh noes not the bacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Altho eek I didnt think you guys got decent bacon in Aus?? I remember it is the one thing my sister always moaned about.
 
Saint_Dee said:
It's a tragedy, that's what it is... Bacon shortage
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Grimspoon said:
But I mean wtf is the problem? Surely there is no shortage of pigs around?
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Yeah but remember not all pigs are created equal and European or American countries wont import Bacon from dodgy places like China etc. So its more a case of bacon producing countries running short on pigs.

GAME has the ultimate loot chest edition back in stock.... :cry:

Murph said:
This x1000. Bloody wastefulness is what it is.




/makes cop joke
Yeah WTF.
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Not if they eat it afterwards.
 
OmegaFenix said:
Yeah but remember not all pigs are created equal and European or American countries wont import Bacon from dodgy places like China etc. So its more a case of bacon producing countries running short on pigs.

GAME has the ultimate loot chest edition back in stock.... :cry:



Not if they eat it afterwards.
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OoOoOoO boy! :p
 
Murph said:
There we have it. God hates us and wants us to be miserable.
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Actually if you believe then technically God doesn't want us to eat bacon at all, why Jews dont eat it. Similarly considering its not a halaal meat Muslims also dont eat it.

Leviticus 11:7-8
And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he [is] unclean to you. Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they [are] unclean to you.
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The Quran 2:173
He has made unlawful for you that which dies of itself (caracas) and blood and the flesh of swine and that on which the name of any other than Allah has been invoked. But he who is driven by necessity, being neither disobedient nor exceeding the limit, then surely, Allah is Most Forgiving, Merciful.
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I must admit the Quran bit makes less sense to me than the Bible one.
 
OmegaFenix said:
Yeah but remember not all pigs are created equal and European or American countries wont import Bacon from dodgy places like China etc. So its more a case of bacon producing countries running short on pigs.

GAME has the ultimate loot chest edition back in stock.... :cry:



Not if they eat it afterwards.
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So I have to suffer because some prick wants a bacon hat?
 
Wyvern said:
Morning Everyone

TGIF!

And Oh noes not the bacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Altho eek I didnt think you guys got decent bacon in Aus?? I remember it is the one thing my sister always moaned about.
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Yeah...it's different, almost like it's more 'smoked'...but it's not that bad! Still better than NO bacon! :D
 
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