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Mister 44 said:
Pardon the caps, but I'm not going to retype the lot:

7 Simple home remedies that work

AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES : THESE REALLY WORK!!


1. TO AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES, GET SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2 TO AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT- USE THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. [REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.]

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES - YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE : Q 20 AND DUCT TAPE : IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE Q 20. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
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So badly want to rep this post! Damn it all! :(
 
My slippers' under-sole started tearing off piece-by-piece. So I got so sick of this, that earlier, I tore the entire sole off of both slippers.
Now they're sole-less, and walk around the house like a ninja ;):D
 
Wyvern said:
15mins to go for me. . .

lovely headache and toothache. . .
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Hoekom gebeur dit altyd oor 'n naweek?

MalicE said:
ma se fok! R600 for a iPod FM transmitter cable!!! :eek:
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MalicE said:
ma se fok! R600 for a iPod FM transmitter cable!!! :eek:
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Why not buy generic shit until 600 bucks doesn't seem so bad.

Also, whatthef*ck did you expect buying an Apple product -- that things were going to be cheap or at least reasonably priced? Come on now... :D
 
Vampothic said:
Why not buy generic shit until 600 bucks doesn't seem so bad.

Also, whatthef*ck did you expect buying an Apple product -- that things were going to be cheap or at least reasonably priced? Come on now... :D
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I'm gonna hit bid'or'buy now. fuck apple.

and I didn't buy the iPod.....
 
Vampothic said:
Less than half. Nice for you. Can you trust its validity though?
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it's listed as a trusted seller so should be fine. will check their ratings closer to purchase


Saint_Dee said:
F*ck this day! Just F*ck it!!!
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it puts the beer in it's mouth or else it gets the aneurysm :p


Saint_Dee said:
Shit, dude, that's just what I needed xD:D

Has my bribe made its way to you yet?
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I read that "Has my bride made its way to you yet?" :wtf:
 
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