Ike_009
Assassin of Accountants
*hugs*
Want me to hold him whilst you klap him?
Nah, I'll just charge a R200 per hour client day. Zuma can pay
*hugs*
Want me to hold him whilst you klap him?
Hahaha Meneer, That would make kids events more eventful. . . .True. And yet you hardly ever have an open bar at these things.
Nah, I'll just charge a R200 per hour client day. Zuma can pay
Avengend - ek het iemand uit gehelp met dit, 1 vid gedoen, en nie weer nieEk het besluit ek stel nie belang nie
Zuma can pay
Here's a joke I read in the paper yesterday:
Woman calls the gynecologist after an appointment:
"Hello, Doctor? This is Mrs Smith and this is rather embarrassing, but have I by chance left my undies in your rooms after my appointment this morning?"
Doctor tells her to hold while he quickly has a look.
"No, Mrs Smith. I'm afraid there's nothing."
"Oh dear. Thanks anyway, Doctor, I'll give my dentist a call then."
Here's a joke I read in the paper yesterday:
Woman calls the gynecologist after an appointment:
"Hello, Doctor? This is Mrs Smith and this is rather embarrassing, but have I by chance left my undies in your rooms after my appointment this morning?"
Doctor tells her to hold while he quickly has a look.
"No, Mrs Smith. I'm afraid there's nothing."
"Oh dear. Thanks anyway, Doctor, I'll give my dentist a call then."
Nee man jy het skerper jokes as dai![]()
best joke of the day goes to .......
Hoekom nie? Was dit fun? Ek sien mense doen videos links en regs. Ek dink nie dis dom of iets nie, ek probeer verstaan wat mense aanvang en hoekom. Ek verstaan mense maak geld daaruit en alles. Almal het deesdae een of ander game stream of Youtube channel aan die gang.
Well here is one for you, I'm getting paid by GT who are charging the AG who are paid from the state coffers which are filled by SARS who are paid by taxpayers. Effectively for the 2 months I am here I'm paying like 10% of my own salary.
Nee man jy het skerper jokes as dai![]()
It actually sounds like some sort of pyramid scheme when you explain it like that.
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The priest and the nun were in big trouble when his vest was found in her pantry, and her pants were found in his vestry.
Still no?
Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come
this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles".