Hey people. What a disaster on friday night :(
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Hey people. What a disaster on friday night :(
LOL !
Pardon my glaring insensitivity, people who know me know that I am "Special" but lol dude, I've heard of pre date nerves before, but never during date nausea that ended well
Don't worry bud, you might have given headaches to her now, as in she might have one permanently
Don't stress though, vomiting, while entertaining to bystanders may prove to help you out with this girl
If she asks you why you are spewing all over, just think of the most hetrosexual activity you can think of and blame that
Case in point:
I think I may be a little sick after that Mamba bit me, I probably should not have drunk all that beer after single-handedly saving that family of 4 or I took some pain pills for my broken collarbone, they seem to be disagreeing with my stomach
and remember, when in doubt, and in-between firing off those projectiles, always, ALWAYS, pull Blue Magnum on her
http://i39.tinypic.com/29awrb5.png
Its a Mix between Magnum and Blue Steel
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../BlueSteel.jpg
Magnum is the elite one
http://www.beautyandthedirt.com/wp-c...-Zoolander.jpg
This is magnum
I know its hard to pull that off while you are trying NOT to make the Puke Face, but practice and one day soon you will be able to do this
Also conversation needs to be limited to, lol, I almost typed what I was thinking there for a second
Needless to say, and keep this in mind, girls say they want a sensitive man to talk to, this more often than not is NOT the same guy they sleep with
Ooooeeer.I ain't touching this one.
Time to learn how to play tonsil hockey for a few years then.Dude it is simple, if you don't want to be friendzoned, seduce her,write a song for her,do something that gets you out of it.Mister sensitive angle will get you nowhere really fast.
If she strings you along move on.Funny business finding the right girl, mostly just luck.
Do what Spartan used to do, put her in your spank bank and move on
And when the spank bank pays out.Man oh man what a glorious day that is.Cha-Ching!
Stop thinking so much.Just get one with it.Over thinking will cause you to slip up.Let the chips fall where they may dude.
Just enjoy the feeling of young love and see where it goes.
Don't you mean seeing where it GOES ?
Thats up to those two love birds. Pitcher or the catcher catch22.
Morning Gents, Today is gonna be a good day :)