I'm married. That's what married means. It means you sleep together, but you can't get none.
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I'm married. That's what married means. It means you sleep together, but you can't get none.
Syco's turn .
Yeh saw that too :D i loled hard at the Star Trek fight scene :p
Steve: "What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?"
Doug: "Steve, slow down."
Steve: "I can't help it man, it's hottie overload!"
Doug: "Just pace yourself."
Steve: "Ok... What's up? ...2, 3, 4. What's up? ...2, 3, 4..."
All night at the Roxbury?
Mmm....
C'mon, princess, you're not that ugly. All right, you are ugly. But you're only like this at night.
no. **** is "Epic" "Scary" "Date" etc
Yip, Shrek 1...
OK heres one.
Dad: Can you belive that little punk stole Amy's milkshake?
Mom: Amy didn't have a milkshake...
I say she's gonna be queen bitch of the univerce when she grows up.
well since i won the shrek 1 here's my followup
Okay. Well, you should sue McDonald's, 'cause they fucked you up.
:Can you check under the bed for monster-monsters?
:No monsters dear, just some wadded up tissues and a book of crime scene photos.
Have seen Hancock but can't remember it.
Have never seen Drawn Together...
"I packed in your scary eyes..."
Here is a good one :P
"You said I'm bringing heat on you? I gotta listen to people because of your f***ing s***? You're ordering me out? You better get your own f***ing army pal!"
Or another favorite from the same flick:
"No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin back and back until one of you is dead. "
Casino.... :D
ya it's casino
I have a quote
Quote:
He must have given up.
He never gives up
Dr. McNinja?
hmmm....GI Joe?
@ Blazing,
Armageddon!
Yep G.I joe that was an awesome scene.
Ok I've got 2.
Quote:
Why are guns better than wives?
Because you can put a silencer on a gun.
Quote:
It's easy to live a double life. It's the tripple and quadruple lives that get you in the end.