The second one sounds familiar but I cannot remember from what movie!
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The second one sounds familiar but I cannot remember from what movie!
Fight Club?
Nope, and nope. but i forgot to say there from 2 different movies.
seeing as no one else has the answer here it is
The first is The American President
And the second is Friends With Benefits
There both wrong anyways.
Mind giving us a better clue, Raven?
They both have alot to do with guns as an important part of the plot.
The one might be from Lord of War? Have no idea about the other one. One of the NY Gangster type movies? It sounds familiar but I can't quite get it.
Yup 1st one is Lord of War. That was an awesome flick. :D
here ya go
I'm impressed. For a moment there, I thought you were just a dumb hick who only has sex with farm animals.
No I didn't see the movie but saw the sien on you tube.
Heres the other quote again you still need to get.
Quote:
Why are guns better than wives?
Because you can put a silencer on a gun.
Wanted? :(
Nope. much more bad-ass than wanted.
Heres another quote from the same movie:
Quote:
Shoot the dog!
No.
Why not?
I like dogs.
That sounds familiar.
Bad Boys 2?
No. not that.
I also have no idea!
Shoot 'em Up. Jeeze! you people have sence of awesomely cheezy movies!
It all makes sense now!!
It does? Handsolo plz tell us!!
So the movie is Shoot em Up?
Funny FIFA 2010 World Cup questions
These questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism Website by foreigners around the world and were answered by the website owner (great sense of humour!).
Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa ? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? ( UK )
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much youve been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, its only two thousand kilometres take lots of water...
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in South Africa ? ( Sweden )
A: So its true what they say about Swedes...
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in South Africa ? Can you send me a list of them in JHB, Cape Town , Knysna and Jeffreys Bay? ( UK )
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in South Africa? ( USA )
A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific. A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe which does not...oh forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is north in South Africa ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and well send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into South Africa ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow, come naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in South Africa ? ( France )
A: No, WE don t stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth Can you tell me where I can sell it in South Africa ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere where a significant number of Americans gather
Q: Can you tell me the regions in South Africa where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: Are there killer bees in South Africa ? ( Germany )
A: Not yet, but for you, we ' ll import them.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all year round?
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in South Africa who can di spense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All South African snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: I was in South Africa in 1969, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Hillbrow. Can you help? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you will probably still have to pay her by the hour
Q: Will I be able to speek English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but youll have to learn it first.
Blazing,
Wrong Thread....
http://www.mygaming.co.za/forum/showthread.php?t=950
Try this one on for size:
"Once you realize you're not made of glass, you're not really living, unless you are pushing yourself as far as possible."
That's Green Street Hooligans!
You got it buddy! 50 points to you :)
Another:
"What? You ate the whole wheel of cheese? And you pooped in the refridgerator? I'm not even mad. That's incredible"
No idea...
Anchorman?
I think Ron says it to Baxter.
You know he does!
"You really know how to cut to the core of me Baxter. You're like a tiny Yoda, covered in fur."
Movie is Rambo.
I'd say it's Constantine...but hey...that's just me.