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I stumbled onto this, unassuming, product during the course of my daily duties as Data-Miner.
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/007...r-5.jpg?100671
The 'LittleRooster' wakes the fairer sex in "unique" new way... namely with pleasure. You really have to read the product description to "get" whats its all about. I dont want to get too deeply ;) into it for fear of making this NSFW.
All I can say is....
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/p...jpg?1318992465
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
And you wonder why I am a Misanthrope....Quote:
Originally Posted by to0kenZA
Don't be jealous :p bwawawawaQuote:
Originally Posted by to0kenZA
That thing is so disturbing on many levels. What kind must you be to have that?
So, you'd have to go to sleep with that thing inserted? Seems uncomfortable.
Edit: having clicked the link, I see it's smaller than imagined...
Inb4 "That's what she said!"
Lol! Well according to the product description it goes "inside your knickers not inside you". Even considering that it still sounds really uncomfortable.Quote:
Originally Posted by James
Normally when you have a good sleeping cycle, you don't just gets "bitch slapped" into a waking stake, but ok I guess some don't know this.Quote:
The Little Rooster wakes you gradually, sensually, tenderly.
Actually I would buy that for the gf, my gf tends to slap me if I wake her cause she always gets a fright.
Revenge the way she would want it lol.
Just told her that I want to get one for her and she says, no.
I think it is denial coz secretly she would want one... hahaha
Then rather get this and you can do it from a distance. Also I bet its cheaper.Quote:
Originally Posted by simon
http://www.wickedtickles.co.uk/image...lub_vibe-1.jpg
hmm maybe. I wonder if Adult World sells these things...Quote:
Originally Posted by OmegaFenix
Anybody been there lately and can tell?
Pftht! Why is it disturbing? I reckon if they made one for blokes you'd never get out of bed :-PQuote:
Originally Posted by Tsar
Yeah, it doesn't go inside you, it goes against you. It does look uncomfortable, but it's completely fine. Once I've got mine in place and it warms up a bit(!) I barely notice it. Just the right size and shape I guess.
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/p...jpg?1318992465Quote:
Originally Posted by Sue
Not sure if spam...or troll :?
Horny Sextroll!
Single Horny Sextroll.Quote:
Originally Posted by TBlaar
lol - Sextrolls ...
Bwahahaha - Sextrolls!
And that how MyGaming introduced a new word into the internet.
Uhm..Lol. Someone buy one and let me know if they work.
You could buy it yourself, just don't tell your friends about it though ;)
According to the Sextroll its very good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kuga
Tooken looooooool. That face made me lol.
Yeah, I got one and it works. It doesn't get me to, you know :-) It's kind of like, if a noise alarm is like being woken by someone screaming "Wake up!" at you, then the rooster thing is like being woken by cuddles lol. It's just nice and gentle and gradualQuote:
Originally Posted by Kuga
That sounds very interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sue
Omega stop pretending to be the Sextroll.... :D
Yeah I really want to give this.... device, more publicity.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wenzdayz
Also if it was me there would be ahole lot more swearing and less pussy footing, excuse the pun, around words like orgasm.
http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...491437d224.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by OmegaFenix
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I have never understood that expression.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crzwaco
LULZ!
nice way to end a friday
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...LjvloumAufLa8wQuote:
Originally Posted by OmegaFenix