Memorable video game quotes

Hey guys
Any of you have any sort of dialogue or text from games long past (or recent) that were so profound/badass/memorable/annoying that it will be forever etched into your mind? I find that if I were to recall favourite or at least memorable video games quotes it was always from my nostalgic younger days..
Share your quotes! :)
I'll start.
Vagrant Story (opening text) - " The body is but a vessel for the soul, a puppet which bends to the soul's tyranny. And lo, the body is not eternal, for it must feed on the flesh of others, lest it return to the dust from whence it came.Therefore must the soul deceive, despise and murder men. " A.J Durai
Call of Duty 2 - " ACHTUNG! GRENAATA! "

Duke Nukem 3D - "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum."

Far Cry 2: "Glimlag. Wys my jou tande dan skiet ek hulle flenters."

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Originally Posted by Wlad

Far Cry 2: "Glimlag. Wys my jou tande dan skiet ek hulle flenters."

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Haha, don't forget, 'Elke koel dra jou naam!'

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GLaDOS: I feel awful about that surprise. Tell you what, let's give your parents a call right now.
[phone dialing and ringing; in a stranger, lower voice]
GLaDOS: The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up.
[Dial tone; normal voice]
GLaDOS: Oh, that's sad. But impressive. Maybe they worked at the phone company.

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Wheatley: All right, so that last test was seriously disappointing. Apparently, being civil isn't motivating you, so let's try it her way, all right, fatty? Adopted... fatty! Fatty, fatty no parents?

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there are a lot more these are the 2 that I laughed the hardest at :D

Portal is full of gems!

"Nobody steals Mushy Snugglebites badonkadonk and lives!"

Borderlands 2 is chock full of hilarity.

"Remember Heroes die many times but cowards tast death only once.....or something..."

"Between you and me, the one that killed you is a dick. Please disregard this message if you commited suicide".

"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee" :p

COD4 - " Enemy UAV is online.. "

Halo 4, Master Chief: "I never miss..." nice in the context of the game.

Vernon Roche, The Witcher 2: "You can't give back what you took from me. [pause] Cutting off your balls and slitting your throat will have to do."

Cod4 mile high club-

SAS Leader: We're going deep and we're going hard
SAS: Surely, you can't be serious?
SAS Leader: I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley.

Halflife 1

Scientist: [after watching Gordon overheat a microwave casserole] My God, what are you doing?

Anything Master Chief says in the Halo series.. :p

Mass Effect when contacting the council after a mission.
Council: "Commander. Is this some kind of game? Are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again?"
Shepard: "You know it" disconnect
Joker: "That never gets old, does it?"


Then I'm pretty sure there must be something in the two Batman games because I remember laughing a lot at the stuff the Joker said. Will see when I replay the game.

Almost everything that Joker said in Mass Effect was awesome.

"Soete Wraak" - Worms

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DDjrm-GLzA

Just thought of another one

Crysis 1

korean soldiers- die like fucking dog!

Good times :D

STOP POKING ME!!!! - Warcraft

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Originally Posted by TBlaar

STOP POKING ME!!!! - Warcraft

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HAHAHA! I wanted to post that yesterday, but wasn't sure if anyone would remember it :D

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Originally Posted by TBlaar

STOP POKING ME!!!! - Warcraft

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YES!!! Actually any of the units had a funny quote like that.

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Originally Posted by MalicE

HAHAHA! I wanted to post that yesterday, but wasn't sure if anyone would remember it :D

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"Earth, Wind and Fire. Heed my call!" *guitar solo*

warcraft - I will now do my human mating call, I'm wasted, I'm so wasted!

More crysis 1

Korean soldiers- die you american bitch!

Big Red Racing - "I feel like drinking a gallon of terpentine and pissing on a bushfire"

I loved the Theme Hospital receptionist

My favourite was "Patients are asked not to die in the corridors."

and I used to hear a lot of "Warning a cheat is running the hospital!" :D

Haha malice the cheat :p

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Originally Posted by JP'S

Haha malice the cheat :p

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sometimes, it needs to be done :p

Best quote ever...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tBqdKGiqnI

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Originally Posted by MalicE

sometimes, it needs to be done :p

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Haha can't even run a hospital without cheating shame bru! Feel for you ;)

Starcraft. I don't have time to fuck around.