Surprised you didnt know that about Theonion they have been around for years :p.
Why would we close down such comedy gold?
Sorry, Edelweiss, you're not living this one down today ;D
(karma will probably kick me in the nuts for this and tomorrow it'll be me)
Psst.... Edelweiss...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1nqqGhRxM8...s1600/haha.jpg
Lol, this is so funny! I read the first comment and was like: "Maybe I need a pair of those." Don't worry Edelweiss, I also didn't know about The Onion. :D