Adidas Unveils New Running Shoe For Fleeing From Mass Shootings
So I just stumbled across this article and just had to share it.
Quote:
From its reinforced tread engineered specifically for running in a zigzag pattern to its whisper-quiet, low-squeak rubber, the Bystander combines speed and stealth to create the perfect shoe for escaping or hiding from an armed murderer,” Adidas CEO Herbert Hainer said at a press conference. “And its brand-new Firmo-Grip sole minimizes slippage, even when you’re panicked and need to move quickly through puddles of freshly spilled blood. No shoe has ever been better suited for today’s running, crouching, and cowering needs.” The shoes, which go on sale at the end of the month, will be available for wearers as young as 5.
:wtf: Who's target market??
sauce: http://www.theonion.com/articles/adi...-from-m,32432/
Adidas Unveils New Running Shoe For Fleeing From Mass Shootings
So I just stumbled across this article and just had to share it.
http://o.onionstatic.com/images/22/2...l/700.jpg?5700
Quote:
From its reinforced tread engineered specifically for running in a zigzag pattern to its whisper-quiet, low-squeak rubber, the Bystander combines speed and stealth to create the perfect shoe for escaping or hiding from an armed murderer,” Adidas CEO Herbert Hainer said at a press conference. “And its brand-new Firmo-Grip sole minimizes slippage, even when you’re panicked and need to move quickly through puddles of freshly spilled blood. No shoe has ever been better suited for today’s running, crouching, and cowering needs.” The shoes, which go on sale at the end of the month, will be available for wearers as young as 5.
:wtf: Who's target market??
sauce: http://www.theonion.com/articles/adi...-from-m,32432/
