What not to do when your're drunk

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Originally Posted by korn1

I would like to add don't bother trying to sneak in the house after a night out because when you try you end up banging and tripping on everything.

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Drunk level: Beginner :D

Hit on what appears to take the form of a woman.
Remember -- drunken states impair vision.

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Originally Posted by Vampothic

Hit on what appears to take the form of a woman.
Remember -- drunken states impair vision.

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Lies! That is your excuse :p

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Originally Posted by korn1

Lies! That is your excuse :p

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I've never had so many alcoholic beverages at one time that it left me with feeling a sense of inebriation.
Tipsy enough to want to regurgitate, but not drunk.

I've heard of guys that'd been so drunk, he'd made out with what he thought was a female.

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Originally Posted by Vampothic

I've never had so many alcoholic beverages at one time that it left me with feeling a sense of inebriation.
Tipsy enough to want to regurgitate, but not drunk.

I've heard of guys that'd been so drunk, he'd made out with what he thought was a female.

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Don't share piesanks personal stories :(

Seriously alcohol has made me get with some ummm fail chicks but also hot ones :D

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Originally Posted by korn1

Don't share piesanks personal stories :(

Seriously alcohol has made me get with some ummm fail chicks but also hot ones :D

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Lol. Fails or hotties - I don't care. As long as there are boobs (real ones), I want an invitation.

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Originally Posted by Eugene

I've actually never been drunk. :cool:

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Niks fout daarmee nie!

Better bragging rights than anybody bragging about the amounts of alcohol they can consume.