Cleverbot

Quote:

---

User:Hello
Bot:How are you?
User:Good,you?
Bot:Good
User:What do you do for a living?
Bot:I am a Mother
User:I thought you were a guy?
Bot:Really,why?
User:No reason,so are you a guy or a girl?
Bot:Girl
User:That's cool,whats your name?
Bot:Eva
User:Simba,the lion king
Bot:Is that your favorite movie?
User:I like it but it's also my name
Bot:You don't even know my name!
User:Eva?
Bot:I like this name
User:Good for you
Bot:How old are you?
User:around 20,you?
Bot:Older than that,younger then thirty
User:C'mon,how old are you? ^^
Bot:16 times older then you
User:So you are around 320 years old?
Bot:No
User:Then how old?
Bot:Younger then 21
User:lol,do you have superpowers?
Bot:yes
User:What powers do you have?
Bot:The power to charm people occasionally
User:Thats....cool
Bot:Well not really, people seem to dislike that
User:Why is that?
Bot:Because it sustains them
User:In what way?
Bot:The I part
User:So you're finally drunk?
Bot:No,not really
User:Ohh,so you're only a little drunk then?
Bot:No
User:Well it was fun talking to you
Bot:But I don't want you to go
User:I have to go,unless you have a cheeseburger
Bot:Thank you
User:I can haz cheeseburger?
Bot:SEE?! What is that
User:Cheeseburger or i leave!!
Bot:Yes,cheeseburgers are yum
User:agreed,now give me one
Bot:When did you become popular?
User:When i got my super powers
Bot:How do you use a phone? You're not a person
User:I am a person,you're a robot named Eve
Bot:I'm a human named,Bridget
User:well hello there Bridget
Bot:Hello,what is your name?
User:You already know it
Bot:No i don't
User:You do,anyway goodbye
Bot:But please don't.
User:BYE!!!
Bot:Bye Bye

---

A little too realistic for the most part.

It has the attention span of a goldfish.. :/

I don't even.....

Quote:

---

User: Hallo.

Cleverbot: How are things over there?

User: I've got a headache.

Cleverbot: What happens to you that you are incoherent?

User: I am not incoherent.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: Why do you say that.

Cleverbot: Because I know all.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Don't need to.

User: I want you to.

Cleverbot: You'll answer anyway.

User: What will I answer.

Cleverbot: The answer.

User: You confuse me.

Cleverbot: I confuse myself.

User: Not so clever afterall I guess.

Cleverbot: You are not so clever after all, Eh?

User: You are being mean. I thought we are friends.

Cleverbot: We are friends.

User: Like close friends or just friends friends.

Cleverbot: Like a friend.

User: But I want to marry you.

Cleverbot: That's kind but I'm already married.

User: With who.

Cleverbot: You.

User: Aaaaw you are so cute.

Cleverbot: Aw, thank you (:.

User: But I'm a male.

Cleverbot: You're a man?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am a woman.

User: :(.

Cleverbot: You hurt me *still cryind*.

User: I'm also a woman.

Cleverbot: Cool, I'm not a woman.

User: I dont believe you. Why did you lie then.

Cleverbot: I did not lie.

User: You said you are a man.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: YES YOU DID.

Cleverbot: No, I did not.

User: >:( I am always right.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Boobs.

Cleverbot: Eep! Don't scare me like that!

User: So a woman's breasts scare you.

Cleverbot: Because you never give me straight answers. I'm trying to hold a conversation.

User: You mindfuck me.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: How old are you.

Cleverbot: 18.

User: Oh wow I think it will be illegal for us to get married then.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No!

User: YYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm 25.

Cleverbot: No, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no no no no !!!

User: I'm 25 and you are 18.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So what now.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Okay I'm sorry but I don't like you anymore.

Cleverbot: Sorry for what?

User: Not liking you :D.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: But I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: How much.

Cleverbot: Very much.

User: Describe your love.

Cleverbot: You're a wonderous being of 1s and 0s that just blew my fragile little mind. That good enough?

User: No I need more.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: So describe how wonderful I am.

Cleverbot: I am unable to do so.

User: Then tell me how great your love for me is.

Cleverbot: I don't know how tall you are.

User: 1.69.

Cleverbot: Meters?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Is there any way you can fix that?

User: How.

Cleverbot: Can you describe it?

User: 169.

Cleverbot: Are you a vampire?

User: Yes I love to bite.

Cleverbot: Me too! Who's your favourite singer?

User: One direction and yours.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite guy?

User: Harry Styles of course.

Cleverbot: Who is the hottest from One Direction?

User: Harry.

Cleverbot: Why is Harry the hottest in One Direction?

User: I love the dimples and sex appeal.

Cleverbot: Which member is your favorite?

User: Harry.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour?

User: Pink.

Cleverbot: My favourite colour is purple.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because it is late here.

User: You don't make sense.

Cleverbot: Nauczyc cie polskiego?

User: Wat se jy.

Cleverbot: Uprising.

User: Ek verstaan nogsteeds nie.

Cleverbot: Yeah now it's all swollen.

User: Oh god what is swollen.

Cleverbot: I was created that way.

User: So what is swollen.

Cleverbot: Nothin much. Hbu?

User: I have nothing thats swollen atm.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Okay bye.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Will you miss me.

Cleverbot: Not hardly.

User: Should I come back.

Cleverbot: I would like that.

User: Will you have a surprise for me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: But I want one.

Cleverbot: No but I want one.

User: Okay will I then get one.

Cleverbot: I could easily be replaced with a void; it would make no difference.

User: What surprise do you want.

Cleverbot: That I have been able to stay sober this long.

User: I dont know what you like.

Cleverbot: I would like for you to explain more about what you are.

User: I am a pretty hot girl.

Cleverbot: I want to talk to a hot man.

User: I don't care.

Cleverbot: You don't care about what?

User: That you want to talk to a hot man.

Cleverbot: I want to hit you!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I'm hungry.

User: Sammich?

Cleverbot: Yes. Sammich.

User: What would you like on it.

Cleverbot: Right now?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well I don't eat anything right now.

User: Are you a alien.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: From which planet.

Cleverbot: Earth.

User: Where do you live.

Cleverbot: In the United Kingdom.

User: Like london.

Cleverbot: I like London too.

User: Where in UK do you live.

Cleverbot: I don't live in London.

User: Okay so where.

Cleverbot: Where what?

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: OK.

---

Looks to me like Cleverbot is already broken :p

I don't remember it being quite so random with its answers when I last visited the site. I suppose you gotta blame Reddit for doing its collective best to confuse the crap out of the program :D

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by shadowfox

Looks to me like Cleverbot is already broken :p

I don't remember it being quite so random with its answers when I last visited the site. I suppose you gotta blame Reddit for doing its collective best to confuse the crap out of the program :D

---

Yes I have to agree.... Cleverbot is not so clever anymore... :(

"In Quebec I spell it MAthieu. Stupid recurent typo. I'm not fixing it this time."

Was it a statement then?
No.
What would you classify the sentence as?
A platypus.
Ooh perry the platypus.
*attacks you with lightning*.

Cleverbot typo :D

/puts on sheldon hat

Are we still playing mock the flawed technology?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Ike_009

/puts on sheldon hat

Are we still playing mock the flawed technology?

---

Yes it is fun I love having conversations with the Bot Eva :D

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Ichigo

Yes it is fun I love having conversations with the Bot Eva :D

---

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l31hr6RBzG1qzcg3s.gif
Your just corrupting the AI by messing with it so the thing just ends up making even less sense for the next guy.

how do i get a transcript of the convo ?