Originally Posted by
Mister 44
Hi, my name is Mister 44 and I'd like to take a moment to have a word with all the men in TK today, to translate the above message from fem-talk to men-talk.
Wenzdayz will in fact turn 30. Pointing out to her that 30 is not on the wrong side of 29, but have already kicked a bucket of sand in the eyes of 29 and left it behind, blinded and alone would be a BAD IDEA. Just as it would be a BAD IDEA to point out that when you turn 30, you don't enter your 30th year of life, you have it already done and dusted.
As with most woman, Wenz will now remain "on the wrong side of 29" till her 50th birthday at which stage she'll move on to "the wrong side of 35".
Also, please note the absense of the word "birthday" in her original message. The reason for this is simple: one does not name the enemy. Again, pointing out that aging is battle no man or woman can win (without expensive cheat codes) is a BAD IDEA.
Have a great party, Wenz ;)
OK, I'll pack dinner, lots of fluids and a portable toilet.