What is the stupidest thing you have ever done

Well for me that moment happened as i got home 15 mins ago.

I put something down on my desk and my can of mace i have ready fell onto my tiles and broke the security cap and started oozing all over the floor. Not so bad up until this point. I picked it up cleaned up the mess and went to the bathroom to wash my hands (3 times).

I then went for a wee wee and got some of it on my woo woo which turned into me screaming for milk like a breast hungry baby. The wife brings the cuppa and there i sit in the B-room with my crown jewels and all cooling off.

Moral of the story: Check the expiry date on your cans of mace guys.

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Originally Posted by Roomys

Well for me that moment happened as i got home 15 mins ago.

I put something down on my desk and my can of mace i have ready fell onto my tiles and broke the security cap and started oozing all over the floor. Not so bad up until this point. I picked it up cleaned up the mess and went to the bathroom to wash my hands (3 times).

I then went for a wee wee and got some of it on my woo woo which turned into me screaming for milk like a breast hungry baby. The wife brings the cuppa and there i sit in the B-room with my crown jewels and all cooling off.

Moral of the story: Check the expiry date on your cans of mace guys.

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I still have to process everything you just just said before I can properly reply to this

Foolishly joined the military when I was 17 going on 18.

Missed an exam

managed to mangle my fingers in a ceiling fan.

yes I was drunk at the time

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Originally Posted by Roomys

Well for me that moment happened as i got home 15 mins ago.

I put something down on my desk and my can of mace i have ready fell onto my tiles and broke the security cap and started oozing all over the floor. Not so bad up until this point. I picked it up cleaned up the mess and went to the bathroom to wash my hands (3 times).

I then went for a wee wee and got some of it on my woo woo which turned into me screaming for milk like a breast hungry baby. The wife brings the cuppa and there i sit in the B-room with my crown jewels and all cooling off.

Moral of the story: Check the expiry date on your cans of mace guys.

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I did post this in TK, but it reminds me of a time when I was helping my dad creosote a wooden workshed as a kid, and went for a pee not thinking some of it was on my hands. Little did I know that when the most minuscule amount touches skin it seems to eat away like acid. Needless to say it wasn't a pleasant experience, no physical scars (thank goodness) but the mental scarring is bad enough.

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Originally Posted by Stunt

Foolishly joined the military when I was 17 going on 18.

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How did it work out for you?

I sprayed myself in the mouth with industrial strength pepper spray :/.

Coming in with a close sencond was playing patty cakes with an electric fence.

I once was playing around with an electric motor which I cannibalised for another project. I decided to up the power but I wasn't 100% sure of the connections so I plugged it into the wall turned it on after which it shorted and exploded in my hands. Luckily I escaped safely.

I'm never go play with motors again without full proper research.