So I've wondered for a while, why do men love these things so much(all sizes)? The best response ive gotten so far is "because...boobs" :D:wtf:
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So I've wondered for a while, why do men love these things so much(all sizes)? The best response ive gotten so far is "because...boobs" :D:wtf:
Boobies, boobies, boobies... It's all guys think about these days.
Well, they're idoits.
Show me a boob-man an' I'll show you a no-brain, no-class, knuckle-dragger
that knows nothing of the fairer sex
They don't get it.
You can't take the measure of a good woman just by oogling her chest!
There are fair more important things to consider, such as...
(Ah c'mon! Are you even listening!? I'm tryin' to drop some knowledge here!)
See, if yer enlightened like I am, then you know
that the real show
is down below...
THE BOOTY, BABY!
That's where it's at!
Nothing trumps the rump, my friend!
Anyone that can't see that is either blind or a fool.
That's why I say: Enough with this Mass Boob Hysteria (MBoobH).
It's time to set things right.
IT'S TIME TO GIVE THE ASS THE RESPECT IT DESERVES!
So many women have been wronged for too long.
Like poor (insert girl I know with huge breast).
Objectified ONLY for her boobs! It's a crime I tell ya!
Well if we were to be honest - we like boobs because we like women.
We are biologically programed to stare at boobs. It's in our DNA to scan for supple, life-giving breasts.
It's not a personal thing. It's not about us. It's about our future offspring.
And one last thing, if all that is not enough, we spend the best 18 months of our lives sucking on those things. Can't people understand that they represent a time in our lives when days were easy and maybe we see that in beautiful breasts.
Dude, seriously, have you looked at them?