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PS3 Game Pirated!
by Sean Teppia
April 20, 2010
Early this morning, the first known instance of Pirated PS3 Games have been discovered!
A ship of the east coast Africa, carrying Containers of PS3 Games, was captured by Somalian Pirates at around 8:00AM this morning according to Joe Kasparov of Sony Entertainment...
Its reported the crew tried to fight the Pirates off with “Kitchen Knives Tied to chains wrapped around their arms” But quickly gave up when confronted with RPGs and AK-47s
Gamers in Kenya have expressed disappointment at the delay of their Video Games orders, which was shortly followed by an increase in enrolling of “Basic Computer Usage” courses.
But on a good note, The Somalian pirates make take out some of their aggression by killing undead solders in GOW3 and reenacting American crime dramas in Heavy Rain.