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The Weather Channel says the earthquake was caused by an unknown faultline running under D.C. and through Virginia. It is now being called "Obama's Fault". Some think it was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves! Obama will say it's really Bush's fault. .. and in Breaking News: Seismologists have confirmed that it WAS an earthquake and NOT the 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing on the East Coast.
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
1.. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
Have a nice day! ; )
It turns out former Apple CEO Steve Jobs's message to his company was actually supposed to read:
"I reign as CEO of Apple!!"
DAMN YOU AUTO-CORRECT!!
I wonder if Steve wrote his resignation on a post-it note :Quote:
Originally Posted by shadowfox
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Six-year old Vicky came downstairs crying loudly.
‘What’s the matter?’ asked his mother
‘Papa was hanging pictures, and he just hit his thumb with a hammer,’ said Vicky
‘That’s not serious’, soothed his mother
‘A big boy like you shouldn’t cry at a trifle like that! Why did you not just laugh?’
“I did,” sobbed Vicky.
A man and his wife were driving down the road when they saw
an attractive blonde jogging by.
"That's what I should be doing," the man told his wife.
"What, jogging?" she asked.
"No, her."
Oh, this is funny too.
http://www.faceless.co.za/comics/faceless.413.jpg
How about some math humour?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/f/4...dac152f580.png
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.