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Will have to find it on mybb hopefully the search function works :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ViperGTI
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.
Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help leave you willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living.
Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of
virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke all-night.
WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
Please feel free to share this important information with as many as you
feel may benefit!
Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Shiraz.
Did ya get my pm earlier if not you can check my blog its on there :pQuote:
Originally Posted by ViperGTI
Got it thanksQuote:
Originally Posted by Ichigo
no problem if I find new ones or make up ones they will be in my blog from now on :pQuote:
Originally Posted by ViperGTI
link to blog please :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ichigo
click the number under my profile next to blog entries left of this postQuote:
Originally Posted by Weasley
Not great, but it is all I have for today.
A 7-year-old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his
pencil at a fellow pupil and said "Bang!".
Even worse, he pointed it at another student and said "Would not bang!"
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Originally Posted by Weasley
I posted a website in my blog for malema jokes if ya want to check it outQuote:
Originally Posted by ViperGTI
A bit dirty this one, but here goes:
A man, desperate for money, decided to enter his hideous wife in to an ugly dog contest. So he covered her with pitch, stuck some cotton wool all over her and used a broomstick to make a tail.
They went off to the contest and entered, and to the man's utter amazement, he won first prize.
One of the judges took him aside afterwards and said, "You know, admittedly that isn't the ugliest dog I've ever seen, but it is the very first dog I've seen with its poephol above its tail!"