the JOKE thread

Lmao lynusboi :D

hahaha, good one lynus

for everyone from the verre oosrand :)

A little ouk is sitting in a bar when a big body builder from Brakpan comes up and says here’s a karate chop from Japan. The little ouk gets up and the body builder goes here’s a round house kick from Chuck Norris knocking him down. The little ouk just smiles and goes way, 15 minutes later he comes over and knocks the body builder out cold. He looks at the bartender and says when he wakes up tell him that was a wheel spanner from "Springs"

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Originally Posted by wizdumb

for everyone from the verre oosrand :)

A little ouk is sitting in a bar when a big body builder from Brakpan comes up and says here’s a karate chop from Japan. The little ouk gets up and the body builder goes here’s a round house kick from Chuck Norris knocking him down. The little ouk just smiles and goes way, 15 minutes later he comes over and knocks the body builder out cold. He looks at the bartender and says when he wakes up tell him that was a wheel spanner from "Springs"

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bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... epic thanks wizdumb :D

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Originally Posted by wizdumb

for everyone from the verre oosrand :)

a little ouk is sitting in a bar when a big body builder from brakpan comes up and says here’s a karate chop from japan. The little ouk gets up and the body builder goes here’s a round house kick from chuck norris knocking him down. The little ouk just smiles and goes way, 15 minutes later he comes over and knocks the body builder out cold. He looks at the bartender and says when he wakes up tell him that was a wheel spanner from "springs"

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lol +100000000000

For all thos WoW players out there...

You know you're addicted to WoW when you microwave goes "ding" and you shout "GZ!!!!!"

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Originally Posted by Venomrush

For all thos WoW players out there...

You know you're addicted to WoW when you microwave goes "ding" and you shout "GZ!!!!!"

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I've read some epic "you know your addicted to WoW when..." lines on the OT wow forums :D

Heres a Joke for you................ DIXIE HAS GONE LOCO!!!! :p

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Originally Posted by Dixie

Gmf! .

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Must be the meds working :rolleyes:

care to explain what it means?

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby
to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to
the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye
contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
'Let's go to my apartment,... I hear someone coming.'

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against
it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.'
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these breasts;
they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm
and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that
the best part of my body is my ears?'

Clearing his throat, he stammered .... 'Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming.... that was me.'