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hahahaha...and it might just be a true story as well
Statistically... 9/11 Americans won't get this joke.
This list comes from Independent Sources:
1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com
5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com
9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com
Recession Updates
1. Ali Baba and the forty thieves are now Ali Baba and the thirty thieves. Ten were laid off
2. Batman and Robin are now Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin and hired Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate
3. Iron man now "air-pooling" with Superman to save fuel costs.
4. Women finally marrying for love, and not money
5. Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.
6. The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow $10 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm now America ’s third biggest lender.
7. Q: Why have Dubai real estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning?
A: Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
8. Q: What's the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean?
A: In a few weeks, nothing.
9. Dow Jones is re-branded as "Down Jones".
10. Quote from a Wall Street banker:
This is worse than divorce. I’ve lost half of my assets and I still have my wife…!!!!
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A guy in a ski-mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun. "Open the
******* safe!", he yells at the girl behind the counter.
"But we're not a real bank" she replies, "We don't have any money.
This is a sperm bank".
"Don't argue, open the ******* safe or I'll blow your head off". She obliges and once she's opened the safe door, the guy says " Take out one of the bottles and drink it".
"But its full of sperm!" she replies nervously.
" Don't argue. Just drink it!" he says.
She pulls the cap off and gulps it down.
"Take another bottle and drink it too", he demands. She takes out another one and drinks it as well.
Suddenly the guy pulls off the ski-mask and to the girls amazement it's
her boyfriend.
"Not that ******* difficult is it?"
LOL!!! awesome :D
A bit rof eh.
bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... good one Melek :D