Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahah, thats brilliant RG!!!! Irish jokes are the best!
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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahah, thats brilliant RG!!!! Irish jokes are the best!
An indian walks up to the local house of ill
repute and tells the madam 'Me want women'. The
madam asks 'Do you have experience?' The indian
asks 'What's that?' The madam tells him to go out
and find a tree with a knothole and get
experience. The Indian comes back a few days
later and goes upstairs at the house of ill
repute with the madam's best girl. He tells the
girl to bend over. She complies and he hits her
across the bottom with a bed slat. She jumps up
and yells 'What do you think you're doing?' The
Indian replies 'Me check for hornets!'
XD Oh my lord that was wonderfull. Great chuckle.
lol I nearly peed myself:D
A blond walks up to a river with no bridge,she sees another blond on the opposite side,so she calls out"how do you get to the other side of the river?" the blond answers ' you ARE on the other side!
rofl, good joke guys :D
For some blondes that could be seen as a mind fsck and they will shit brix when they see it :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Crzwaco
best fairy tale ?
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl
said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and
drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the
toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The end
That's not a joke. That's a life lesson :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Necuno
A horse walks into a bar.
Barman asks, "Why the long face?"