Sounds like Barny's life story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Necuno
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Sounds like Barny's life story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Necuno
The Simpsons character or the dinosaur? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Raven Gold
yep thats true and he refuses to get married and mostly lives by the "Bro Code" :p :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Raven Gold
Oh Barney from HIMYM
"Parking Tickets Galore"
I went to the shop the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a traffic cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, I was only in there 3 minutes" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tyres!!
So I called him a horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.
Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque..
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.
Just found out a grasshoppers ears are on its legs. Go behind one and clap your hands it will jump! Take its legs off and go behind it and clap your hands. You will see it wont move! Amazing!
hahahah...funny and informative mcgywer
I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I
mean, a ginger haired kid, with two friends?
from Balstrome's sig on myBB
A priest is checking into a hotel, says to the clerk "Excuse me, is the porn in my room disabled?"
"No" she replies, "It's regular porn you sick b*stard!"
Some Mills & Boon for you guys:
Extract from the latest Mills and Boon Novel - with writing like this there really is no need for pictures...
We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat-race know, and a quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene. We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her, and have her now.
Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of dominance. I could feel that this was what she had been waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her.
Then, as tension rose, we threw all caution to the winds and abandoned ourselves to the moment. As the sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind-blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out any longer. Finally, the moment we had been building up to was upon us, and passed all too quickly.
Breathlessly we rolled on the now damp grass. As the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amourous embrace. I kissed her, long and lovingly, and whispered reassuringly how good she had been.
She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear, then whispered "Baaaaaaaaa" and rejoined the flock.
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