What do you call a clever blond??
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What do you call a clever blond??
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a blond walks into a bar, clunk clunk clunk... a steel bar
The King of England, the King of France and the King of Spain were arguing over which country's national anthem should be played at an upcoming event. They decided that whichever king had the biggest shlong, their country's anthem will be played at the event.
The King of France whips out his trouser snake. The other two kings strained their eyes trying to spot his thing before laughing. He promptly holstered his pee-shooter to avoid further embarrasment.
The Spanish King then unravels his own meat stick. It's a decent effort and the Spanish King looks quite chuffed with himself. The French King touches it to make sure it was real, or so he claims.
Now it was he English King's turn. He pulls out this hulking, throbbing, veiny peice of meat, like a babies arm holding an apple, knocking the French King to the the ground. He strokes his beast proudly. The other's are shocked. They had witnessed something truly majestic and agree that the English King wins the bet.
Either that joke's missing the punchline or I'm too hungover to catch it.
Phew, I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't get it. :D
Ok im also not the only one who doesnt get it :p WHERE IS THE PUNCHLINE???? :p are you tryin to pull voicy stunts on us with the whole ADD Attention Deficite disoooooooohhhhhh lets ride bikes sorta thing lol... :p
A quick Google search has revealed a remarkably similar joke, though I'm not sure if it's the same one:
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front of their nations all ready to see who of the three has the largest penis.
The king of Spain takes his out and as they all see the impressive proportions all the Spanish people shout: "Viva Espania!"
The king of France is next and as his is even larger, all the French scream: "Vive la France!"
Next comes the king of England, and just as he drops his pants and takes his out, everyone exclaims: "God save the Queen!"
My version requires you to think about it. It's more satisfying when you figure it out. I hate dumbed down jokes. This isn't the console forum :)Quote:
Originally Posted by RustPuppet
Three male mice are sitting at a bar with three shots of tequila
arguing about how tough they are.
The first mouse says,
"I'm so tough I break into the cupboard just to eat the rat poison.
" He slams down his tequila and looks at the second mouse.
The second mouse replies,
"That's nothing. I'm so tough I run through a mouse trap,
grab the cheese, flip onto my back & bench-press the
killer springed trapwire." He slams down
his tequila and looks at the third mouse.
The third mouse slams down histequila
slides off his stool and begins walking away from the bar.
The other mice scream, "Oi! Softy!, where do you think you're going?!
The third mouse replies, "Home, to shag the cat."
lol at the cat XD