Whats the difference between David Hasselhoff and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career ended!
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Whats the difference between David Hasselhoff and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career ended!
Whats does Michael Jackson and Tequila have in common?
They both come in tots!
HIERDIE WERK OOK NET IN AFRIKAANS.........!!!
Die seuntjie van so Std 1 gaan na sy ma,
SEUN: Ma hoe spel 'n mens 'boks'? met 'n "x"?
MA: Nee my kind, die woord boks bestaan nie eintlik nie, die korrekte woord is doos.
SEUN: Ok, dankie Ma.
Die volgende dag kom die seun met dik gehuldie oe van die skool af.
MA : Wat het gebeur my kind?
SEUN: Ons moes vir vandag se Afrikaanse klas n opstel skryf oor sport en ek het net met die naam van my opstel begin toe meneer dit sien. Toe Gryp hy my kantoor toe en gee my n moviese pakslae.
MA : Wat was jou opstel se naam my kind?
SEUN : Ek hou meer van doos as van rugby.
Hhahaha denshweep
A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."
rofl hehe good 1
'n Antreklike jong dame ry met haar baba op die bus.
Heel diskreet probeer sy die babatjie te borsvoed, maar hy wil niks weet nie.
Kort-kort sê sy vir die babatjie:
"As jy nie wil drink nie, gaan ek dit vir die oom daar oorkant gee!!!!!"
Toe sy dit die derde keer vir die babatjie sê, antwoord die man:
"Dame, maak asb jou mind op of jy my wil laat drink of nie. . .
ek moes al 3 bus stoppe terug af geklim het!!!"
HAHAHAHA - the triumph of hope over experience.Quote:
Originally Posted by DenSweeP
I felt so sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night. He hypnotized seven men then dropped the microphone on his foot and yelled “Fuck me!!”
What happened next will haunt me forever...
Man kom lékker dronk by die huis.
Vrou lê oopmond in die bed en slaap...
Man gooi twee Panados in haar mond af. Sy verstuk haar amper dood!
Vrou: “Wat het jy in my mond gegooi?!”
Man: “Twee Panados...”
Vrou: “Is jy mál, ek het nie hoofpyn nie?!”
Man: “Dis wat ek wil hoor Mamma, dis wat ek wil hoor…!”