What is the difference between Graeme Smith and half a viagra?
The viagra will at least give you a semi...
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What is the difference between Graeme Smith and half a viagra?
The viagra will at least give you a semi...
Naidoo was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said
"Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Temple
every service for the rest of my life, stop jolling.....and give up alcohol."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Naidoo looked up again and said
"OK never mind. I found one
aaahahahh lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Grimspoon
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha.... EPIC!!!! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Grimspoon
Whats the difference between Graeme Smiths bat and Elton Johns chin ?
Elton Johns chin has hit more balls.
Research indicates that men think of sex every tits seconds.
Koos, Mike en Kallie word deur spietkops by ’n groot winkelsentrum in Benoni afgetrek.
Spietkop: “OK, guys, het julle ’n idéé hoe vinnig julle gery het?”
Hulle: “G’n idee nie – maar jy gaan ons sê!”
Spietkop: “So vinnig dat julle elkeen ’n spoedkaartjie gaan kry!” (Hy haal sy boekie uit.) “Wat is jou naam?” vra
hy vir Koos.
Koos kyk rond en sien ’n Woolworths-reklamebord daar naby: “My naam is William Woolworth," sê Koos.
Kallie snap dit dadelik, kyk rond en sien Edgars. “My naam is Eddie Edgars!”
Kallie en Koos kyk benoud na Mike en hoop dat hy verstaan wat hulle gedoen het.
“En jy?” vra die spietkop kwaai vir Mike.
Mike: “My naam is Ken!”
Spietkop “Ja, maar wat is jou volle name?”
Mike sê selfversekerd: “My naam is Ken, en my van is Takkie Fraaid Tjieken!”
Koos goes to a builders' supply shop and asks for 3,500,000 bricks.
"Sjoe! What are you building?" the guy at the till asks.
"A braai." replies Koos.
..."Three and a half million bricks for a braai. You sure about that?"
"Ja boet... My flat's on the 14th floor"
Juffrou vra vir Jannie,"Daar sit 3 duiwe op die draad,ek skiet 1 hoeveel bly oof?" "Niks juffrou,die skoot jaag almal weg" "Nee Jannie,daar bly 2 oor maar ek laik die manier hoe jy dink."Jannie se vir juffrou,"Daar is 3 vroue,1 lek die roomys,1 byt die roomys en 1 suig nie roomys.Watter 1 is getroud?Juffrou bloos en se,"Seker die 1 wat die roomys suig." "Nee juffrou,die eenmet die ring,maar ek laik hoe juffrou dink.
I can actually picture that braai place. Could be useful, screw the people below lol
"Well my boy, how did you celebrate your 18th Birthday yesterday?"
"I had sex with the neighbor's daughter for the first time"
"Well done, but I hope you wore something though?"
"Yeah, a balaclava!"