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    Default Another thread about people that ain't so smart!

    I just HAD to share this:



    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!

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    Incident circa November 8, 2006. News only now reaching the ears of Charles Darwin. From HIS ears to your eyes. Sunderland, England paramedics found a prone man suffering injuries including a scorched colon, caused by a Black Cat Thunderbolt rocket. The 22-year-old had, unbelievably, inserted this rocket in his back side, laid down on his front side, and lit the fuse in an attempt to make the rocket fly up into the air. But it was pointing the other way! The regional Firework Association chairman spoke for us all when he said, "This sort of thing is beyond belief."
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    A cautionary tale for those who can't spare the time to slow down and do things properly.

    14 August 2010, Kentucky | Kelita H. was travelling "at highway speed" in her Chevy, cruising down Country Road 519 with the wind blowing through her hair, when she and her passenger decided to swap seats. In this situation, a less hasty person would stop the car for a "Chinese fire drill" but Kelita was a little more creative than that. Fortunately, you see, her car had an open T-Top.

    She stood up, pulled herself onto the roof, and she fell. And then Kelita was travelling solo "at highway speed" down that country road.

    The Fayette County Coroner's Office reported that the 20-year-old died from injuries sustained while impacting a guardrail.

    On the way down, her foot hit the steering wheel and the car veered left--but the passenger, who was still inside the vehicle, grabbed the wheel and averted his own possible demise, thereby demonstrating the wisdom of learning from the mistakes of others. That passenger, by the way, easily earns an Honorable Mention himself, as he was arrested and charged with driving on a suspended license with improper registration and no insurance.

    There are several lessons to learn here.

    Ha ha ha ha!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by to0kenZA View Post
    Ha ha ha ha!!
    Just read that one myself. Epic fail
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    lol some people need instruction manuels to get through life...
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    Hello WinzEveryDayz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wenzdayz View Post
    lol some people need instruction manuels to get through life...
    Don't you mean "manuals" ? Ha ha, just kidding Wenz \/

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    Quote Originally Posted by to0kenZA View Post
    Don't you mean "manuals" ? Ha ha, just kidding Wenz \/
    No, I think she ment "Manuels" The nurse that feeds and changes their adult nappies.

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    Bwahahaha!!

    Lol, did you see the expression on his face! Classic
    "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duke Dude View Post
    Bwahahaha!!

    Lol, did you see the expression on his face! Classic
    HAHA, yeah dude it's so hilarious!

    I can just imagine someone make a comment "Yo home, cracker can't even make a hundred bucks, hah!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by to0kenZA View Post
    I just HAD to share this:



    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!
    bwahahahahaha

    I love the awkward silence

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