No lol he normally lies to them and tells them he is a secret agent and is being reassigned :P
Leaves as does not want to be part of this uber depressing and slightly emo thread
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No lol he normally lies to them and tells them he is a secret agent and is being reassigned :P
Leaves as does not want to be part of this uber depressing and slightly emo thread
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"The Only Blood Type that matters is .... Red" Zombie Proverb
And miss out on the crazy monkey sex?HELL NO.Originally Posted by shadowfox
If you can hold out until that happens, it pays off.Then you run, as fast as your legs can carry you.
Wait for them to unleash the inner madness, hold on and hope you don't lose your keys.
"What's with the poop face?"
Yes OK I did that once, just once.And I wasn't a spy, I was joining the British army and moving to the UK.Get the lies right Xero.
"What's with the poop face?"
VERY EMO thread is very Emo
I prefer stable relationships - seriously. Since I lack general experience I'm not sure if the crazy monkey sex would be worth it
Also ... while I didn't lose my car keys my initial getaway (immediately after I broke up with her) was hampered by the fact that she was clinging to my leg. Seriously. We were in the same college though, which made avoiding her entirely a bit impossible. I had to endure murderous glares from across the cafeteria for quite a while - much to the amusement of my fellow (and completely unsympathetic) classmates for much of the year
It was a learning experience - although I suppose that is what college is there for.
I actually thought it was interesting and moderately amusing
LOL well shadowfox here is some info to make you feel better.
Different versions of Psychos I have dated:
-One wanted to stab Xero with a fork.
-One wouldn't go out in daylight...she was named the Nightwalker.
-Another one only came to my place to eat all my ^%@#^%#ing cookies.My B-day cookies.
-One was a pathological liar.
-Another was a Jehovah's Witness(them bitches be crazy)
-One was a bi-polar girl not taking her medication
-One actually said these words:"I wish I could kill you and you could be mine forever".*shivers*
Few others but you get the idea.My shady past is indeed very shady.Not proud of it and I never lost my keys....clipped them to my belt and just leaned into the monkey sex.
"What's with the poop face?"
If those are your exes, don't you have a problem as well!?
No I was cursed by an old gypsy women when I was 9.
That and I was single at the time and thought: Could be fun.
"What's with the poop face?"
My first gf was a coke addict :-/ But apparently she was shit scared of me. Well I did once tell her off. Bec she pushed me into a bath full of hot water(she said she was joking but I don't believer her,) She was insane.
She was also a pathological liar
Haha, well spotted!
Anyway, I don't think this thread is emo at all. It's quite enlightening to see all the people's different outlook on things, and it's good to sometimes get a bit of advice from others when you're not sure what to think.
I also agree fully with Wyvern on what she said about guys also being guilty of abusing the nice girls.
What I find funny is how the nice guys and girls always seem to miss each other in this sea of pimps and ho's, for a lack of a better expression.
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