Quote Originally Posted by DenSweeP View Post
My wife typical response to the "when are you having kids?" question is that she is too busy washing her hair that day.

Seriously though, how many people claim that kids are the best things in their lives? But then I go out on a Saturday to the shops and all I see are parents looking miff as shit with kids that are running riot, screaming, breaking things etc. Or parents scrambling after kids running away, parents at a restaurant trying to force little Susie or Mikey to eat their fucking kiddies burger and chips that they just spent R50 bucks on! Hahahaha! My wife & I hose ourselves when we see this. And these scenarios are only the first five odd years. Then they start going to school, hit puberty, start drinking blah blah blah, No thanks.

That is why I have 5 German Shepards! Way cooler than having kids!
I feel the same when I go to the shops, then my wife tells me "Our children won't be like that." But still that fear that my children will turn into the little fuckups of tomorrow persists like a bad rash. But I love my wife and she wants kids and honestly, it would be a bleeding shame for me to deprive future generations of my genes.

On a separate note, if you take into account at what rate the "masses" (read idiots) reproduce and then compare it to the rate with which those who are not idiots reproduce you see that we, the non idiotic ones, are becoming an endangered species.