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    lol, im no expert on USA law..... and not yet quite on SA law either.... but i'll get the boss to help where i can just to cover our arzes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wenzdayz View Post
    lol, im no expert on USA law..... and not yet quite on SA law either.... but i'll get the boss to help where i can just to cover our arzes
    well lets start by tearing it down and burning it..... armish witch killer kicking in here........... oh wait sorry where was i oh yeh...... holy crap what did i just write rofl
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    hahahahahaha
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    I find it strange that a middle aged pastor would title the thread, under rules and announcements, "Noobs" please read this before posting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie View Post
    It can't be for real!
    They just push every single button! Even poor sycogrim is loosing the plot - next he'll be there with his pitchfork and burning torch

    I'll do some digging tonight
    I'll save you the trouble. From their very own Terms of Service (look for the 'spoiler' near the bottom):

    The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RustPuppet View Post
    I'll save you the trouble. From their very own Terms of Service (look for the 'spoiler' near the bottom):
    Hahahah, just found it as well!

    The TOS is a brilliant read - had me in stitches

    If you copy and paste it into a Word doc and insert a line break at every fullstop, it makes easier reading.

    A work of art indeed

    How classic is that!

    You agree and undertake never to reveal a word of this secret TOS under penalty of immediate damnation. If damnation is not part of your belief system, you agree to convert to a belief system involving damnation.
    Ok, I'm going to stop reading this and save it for a rainy day - it's starting to hurt when I laugh and my checkup is tomorrow!

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    My guess is that the Lord is pretty disgusted after having to watch His creatures hump away on each other for the last 4,000 years. I know I’d be!

    Think of it this way, Jesus and His Daddy have been sitting up there in Heaven watching the longest pornographic film ever made, and frankly, they are no longer amused.
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    I'm in two minds on this.
    There seems to be only a few active posters.
    The rest gets banned - I only took a quick swing through there, mind you.

    Purpose of the site then?
    1. Ammo for non-christians.
    2. A great laugh, possibility of a best seller when published.
    3. For real.
    The site's author did publish a book!

    http://www.hachettebookgroup.com/boo...0446697583.htm
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    But... But... i got mahself a pitchfork and everything......

    /walks away draging pitchfork and everything
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    Officially one of the most confusing websites ever. At least we now know that it really is fake and can breathe a sigh of relief
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lydon View Post
    Officially one of the most confusing websites ever. At least we now know that it really is fake and can breathe a sigh of relief
    Far from being a fake

    It is a huge parody with many members.

    The site is live. Look at the main page, not the forums and see the stories they run there!

    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

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    That's what I meant by fake AKA parody.
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