lol, im no expert on USA law..... and not yet quite on SA law either.... but i'll get the boss to help where i can just to cover our arzes![]()
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Shadowfox's response to me in my failed attempts to annoy himOriginally Posted by ShadowFox
I find it strange that a middle aged pastor would title the thread, under rules and announcements, "Noobs" please read this before posting.
I'll save you the trouble. From their very own Terms of Service (look for the 'spoiler' near the bottom):
The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.
Hahahah, just found it as well!
The TOS is a brilliant read - had me in stitches
If you copy and paste it into a Word doc and insert a line break at every fullstop, it makes easier reading.
A work of art indeed
How classic is that!
Ok, I'm going to stop reading this and save it for a rainy day - it's starting to hurt when I laugh and my checkup is tomorrow!You agree and undertake never to reveal a word of this secret TOS under penalty of immediate damnation. If damnation is not part of your belief system, you agree to convert to a belief system involving damnation.
Welcome to our newest member, assfocker69
OK, so I can't stop reading, but it is killing me slowly.
The site's author did publish a book!You are probably asking yourself, “Why will Jesus be removing our reproductive organs and teats before we get to Heaven?”
Well, my dear lady, the answer is quite simple. In Heaven, there’ll simply be no need for genitals.
My guess is that the Lord is pretty disgusted after having to watch His creatures hump away on each other for the last 4,000 years. I know I’d be!
Think of it this way, Jesus and His Daddy have been sitting up there in Heaven watching the longest pornographic film ever made, and frankly, they are no longer amused.
http://www.hachettebookgroup.com/boo...0446697583.htm
Last edited by Dan; 09-06-2009 at 09:12 AM.
Officially one of the most confusing websites ever. At least we now know that it really is fake and can breathe a sigh of relief![]()
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Far from being a fake
It is a huge parody with many members.
The site is live. Look at the main page, not the forums and see the stories they run there!
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
That's what I meant by fakeAKA parody.
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