Which shampoo and conditioner do you use?

[MrG]

As per question in thread title.

I have collected the following questions from different subjects; these might make for more interesting points of discussion:

I. How often do you wash your entire body.
II. Do you have a good penis or an ungovernable vagina (or vice versa).
III. What marks do you think might be most popularly found on the walls of cowboy detention cells?
IV. Have you ever had the privilege of having to name an exotic bird? If so, please indicate which species.
V. Do you paranoia.
VI. What brand of tarmac do you enjoy most?
VII. If you have a hearing aid, do you remove it before making love?
IX. Should butter be more expressive?